Demotivation

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Something I try to practice rather than preach.

Demotivation will keep me from getting off my ass and doing something.

Demotivation by Solid Mantis September 10, 2019

Words you can keep

Demotivation Sickness

An illness resulting from being demoted or moved down in rank.

Lesley suffered from demotivation sickness the day after she was kicked down to Customer Service Rep.

Demotivation Sickness by gumbeaux May 26, 2007

Demotivational Posters

pictures easily found on the internet by googling "demotivational posters". The posters are composed of a picture (often funny looking, frightening, or disturbing) surrounded by a rather thick black border, and underneath the picture, in the border there is a title for the "poster" that has something to do with the picture, and underneath the title is some kind of phrase that goes into more detail than the title and makes sense of the picture in terms of what point the creator was trying to get across.

"Hey what are you doing?"

"I'm making Demotivational Posters! Here check one out"

"Oh dude that is so true! if you don't hit that jailbait, somebody else will!!"

Demotivational Posters by House J.R. March 16, 2010

Demotivational

The motivational equivalent of a black hole. If you get to close, no productivity can escape.

That damn Slacksquatch brought his demotivational field to my cube, so rather than being productive I'll be shamefully working from home.

Demotivational by CitrixGoon December 26, 2014

demotivationalizer

An asswipe from any corporate headquarters obstensibly sent in to raise the bottom line, but is actually an un-fireable loser being transfered (and promoted) just to get rid of him/her.

This demotivationalizer they sent in from back east is the biggest demotivationilizer in the history of business enterprise. They musy have dumped him/her on us to get him out of their way without pissing off his/her daddy.

demotivationalizer by sali faloud October 10, 2005

anal demonization

Using the anus for demonic purposes.

Why does Chris always use anal demonization on Ben? It is really weird.

anal demonization by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Emotivational

Emotional and Motivation action

That speech was very emotivational

Emotivational by Gaffer Bullus March 14, 2013

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026