Demonication 

The ability to communicate with Demons.

Open up the Demonication gateways

Demonication by Fannytickle May 18, 2019

Demotivational Posters 

pictures easily found on the internet by googling "demotivational posters". The posters are composed of a picture (often funny looking, frightening, or disturbing) surrounded by a rather thick black border, and underneath the picture, in the border there is a title for the "poster" that has something to do with the picture, and underneath the title is some kind of phrase that goes into more detail than the title and makes sense of the picture in terms of what point the creator was trying to get across.

"Hey what are you doing?"

"I'm making Demotivational Posters! Here check one out"

"Oh dude that is so true! if you don't hit that jailbait, somebody else will!!"

Demotivational Posters by House J.R. March 16, 2010

Demotivational 

The motivational equivalent of a black hole. If you get to close, no productivity can escape.

That damn Slacksquatch brought his demotivational field to my cube, so rather than being productive I'll be shamefully working from home.

Demotivational by CitrixGoon December 26, 2014

demoviction 

To be evicted from your rental housing because the landlord plans to demolish the property.

I just received a demoviction notice so I'm looking for someplace to live.

demoviction by FreshWords May 29, 2018

Defornication 

The act of getting the fuck out of here.

If this party doesn't pick up soon, there's gonna be some major defornication.

Defornication by MJ says A HEE HEE October 2, 2009

demotivationalizer 

An asswipe from any corporate headquarters obstensibly sent in to raise the bottom line, but is actually an un-fireable loser being transfered (and promoted) just to get rid of him/her.

This demotivationalizer they sent in from back east is the biggest demotivationilizer in the history of business enterprise. They musy have dumped him/her on us to get him out of their way without pissing off his/her daddy.

demotivationalizer by sali faloud October 10, 2005

depontication

to throw someone off a bridge

Jamie was upset with the way the argument with Jill was going and as they crossed a bridge he saw an opportunity to end his misery. At the perfect moment he chose to practice a bit of depontication.

depontication by just a guy living in BKK October 20, 2013