Democalypse
Democalypse by Abdi Mahad October 22, 2012
Words you can keep
Derpocalypse
When everyone derps about an apocalypse, but nothing happens. See December 21 2012, Y2K, 2010 Black Hole.
Idiot: "Ermahgerd, the world's gonna end!!!!!!!!11!!one!"
Person: "Meh, I bet it's another Derpocalypse."
Person: "Meh, I bet it's another Derpocalypse."
Derpocalypse by Desmond The Amazing December 21, 2012
Related Words
google docalypse
When Google Docs is used to create a collaborative document (for revision notes for example), and word spreads about its existence resulting in a large amount of people following the link. This in turn results in an exponential decrease in productivity and eventually all work comes to a halt as many 'Anonymous Users' revel in the hilarity of trying to guess who is who.
google docalypse by robsws September 23, 2011
demopocalypse
An IT term for a demo of a computer program given to stakeholders or important clients before the program is actually done. The demo is sure to fail and certainly cost your project buy-in and/or it's reputation. A demopocalypse is most often brought on by asshat managers or sales people who didn't even bother to ask for the current state of the project before promising a demo.
Question: Are you still working on that new sales logic system for client x?
Answer: No. Our CIO promised a demopocalypse to the stakeholders and they pulled the plug on our funding. Mind proofing my resume?
Answer: No. Our CIO promised a demopocalypse to the stakeholders and they pulled the plug on our funding. Mind proofing my resume?
demopocalypse by Satanclaus June 29, 2011
democralypse
Jimmy: And low, the book of Revelations reads, "A Muslim will rise to power in the Americas, and the world shall end, and this will be called the days of The Democralypse."
John: I thought it said something about a bloodsucking vampirette....
John: I thought it said something about a bloodsucking vampirette....
democralypse by Glomwill March 17, 2008
Debockalypse
The ultimate debockle; an inconceivable, unfathomable, ridiculous problem, can affect just one or many people, causing dire, and unforseeable consequences. A debockle so profoundly absurd and perplexing, no one can forge a single idea as to how to remedy the situation.
Debockalypse Ex. 1: Sudden worldwide economic collapse.
Ex. 2: 100,000 large asteroids discovered blazing toward earth at 11087397131171mph, 24 hours until we're all screwed, what to do.
Ex. 3: Small, lone noob in prison bathroom stall, 20 huge dudes lined up ready to run train, how to escape without colossal anal devastation.
Ex. 2: 100,000 large asteroids discovered blazing toward earth at 11087397131171mph, 24 hours until we're all screwed, what to do.
Ex. 3: Small, lone noob in prison bathroom stall, 20 huge dudes lined up ready to run train, how to escape without colossal anal devastation.
Debockalypse by wut789 February 12, 2013
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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