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Derpocalypse 

When everyone derps about an apocalypse, but nothing happens. See December 21 2012, Y2K, 2010 Black Hole.
Idiot: "Ermahgerd, the world's gonna end!!!!!!!!11!!one!"
Person: "Meh, I bet it's another Derpocalypse."
Derpocalypse by Desmond The Amazing December 21, 2012

google docalypse 

When Google Docs is used to create a collaborative document (for revision notes for example), and word spreads about its existence resulting in a large amount of people following the link. This in turn results in an exponential decrease in productivity and eventually all work comes to a halt as many 'Anonymous Users' revel in the hilarity of trying to guess who is who.
Nick: Oh no, loads of people are joining the document!
Rob: The google docalypse has begun..
google docalypse by robsws September 23, 2011

demopocalypse 

An IT term for a demo of a computer program given to stakeholders or important clients before the program is actually done. The demo is sure to fail and certainly cost your project buy-in and/or it's reputation. A demopocalypse is most often brought on by asshat managers or sales people who didn't even bother to ask for the current state of the project before promising a demo.
Question: Are you still working on that new sales logic system for client x?

Answer: No. Our CIO promised a demopocalypse to the stakeholders and they pulled the plug on our funding. Mind proofing my resume?
demopocalypse by Satanclaus June 29, 2011

democralypse 

The impending apocalypse to be set off by the democratic party.
Jimmy: And low, the book of Revelations reads, "A Muslim will rise to power in the Americas, and the world shall end, and this will be called the days of The Democralypse."
John: I thought it said something about a bloodsucking vampirette....
democralypse by Glomwill March 17, 2008

Debockalypse 

The ultimate debockle; an inconceivable, unfathomable, ridiculous problem, can affect just one or many people, causing dire, and unforseeable consequences. A debockle so profoundly absurd and perplexing, no one can forge a single idea as to how to remedy the situation.
Debockalypse Ex. 1: Sudden worldwide economic collapse.

Ex. 2: 100,000 large asteroids discovered blazing toward earth at 11087397131171mph, 24 hours until we're all screwed, what to do.

Ex. 3: Small, lone noob in prison bathroom stall, 20 huge dudes lined up ready to run train, how to escape without colossal anal devastation.
Debockalypse by wut789 February 12, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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