Derpocalypse 

When everyone derps about an apocalypse, but nothing happens. See December 21 2012, Y2K, 2010 Black Hole.

Idiot: "Ermahgerd, the world's gonna end!!!!!!!!11!!one!"
Person: "Meh, I bet it's another Derpocalypse."

Derpocalypse by Desmond The Amazing December 21, 2012

Democalypse 

The end or destruction of the democracy. An event resulting in great loss and misfortune

Last presidential debate shows the possibility of Democalypse.

Democalypse by Abdi Mahad October 22, 2012

Slut Dropocalypse 

The name given to a theory of how mankind will end.

Intoxicated, promiscuous females often suggest sexual attraction by doing a "slut drop". When the Slut Dropocalypse occurs, an overly drunk female will slut drop in heels too high and will struggle to get back up. Nearby people will either be too drunk to help or will find it too funny to help. The girl in question will die from either starvation or embarrassment, and this will create a wave of inevitable slut drops until all of woman-kind die out. Without females, not only would humans no longer be able to reproduce, but there would be no woman to cook the men's food, and hence the end of mankind.

It is said Slut Dropocalypse will begin in 2058 when promiscuous dancing is at an all time high.

I just don't understand why Stacey Slut Drops like that, is she speaking to the devil trying to trigger the Slut Dropocalypse or something?!

Slut Dropocalypse by ManWhore89 April 8, 2015

demopocalypse 

An IT term for a demo of a computer program given to stakeholders or important clients before the program is actually done. The demo is sure to fail and certainly cost your project buy-in and/or it's reputation. A demopocalypse is most often brought on by asshat managers or sales people who didn't even bother to ask for the current state of the project before promising a demo.

Question: Are you still working on that new sales logic system for client x?

Answer: No. Our CIO promised a demopocalypse to the stakeholders and they pulled the plug on our funding. Mind proofing my resume?

demopocalypse by Satanclaus June 29, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019