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Derpocalypse 

When everyone derps about an apocalypse, but nothing happens. See December 21 2012, Y2K, 2010 Black Hole.
Idiot: "Ermahgerd, the world's gonna end!!!!!!!!11!!one!"
Person: "Meh, I bet it's another Derpocalypse."
Derpocalypse by Desmond The Amazing December 21, 2012
Words you can keep

Democalypse 

The end or destruction of the democracy. An event resulting in great loss and misfortune
Last presidential debate shows the possibility of Democalypse.
Democalypse by Abdi Mahad October 22, 2012

Slut Dropocalypse 

The name given to a theory of how mankind will end.

Intoxicated, promiscuous females often suggest sexual attraction by doing a "slut drop". When the Slut Dropocalypse occurs, an overly drunk female will slut drop in heels too high and will struggle to get back up. Nearby people will either be too drunk to help or will find it too funny to help. The girl in question will die from either starvation or embarrassment, and this will create a wave of inevitable slut drops until all of woman-kind die out. Without females, not only would humans no longer be able to reproduce, but there would be no woman to cook the men's food, and hence the end of mankind.

It is said Slut Dropocalypse will begin in 2058 when promiscuous dancing is at an all time high.
I just don't understand why Stacey Slut Drops like that, is she speaking to the devil trying to trigger the Slut Dropocalypse or something?!
Slut Dropocalypse by ManWhore89 April 8, 2015

demopocalypse 

An IT term for a demo of a computer program given to stakeholders or important clients before the program is actually done. The demo is sure to fail and certainly cost your project buy-in and/or it's reputation. A demopocalypse is most often brought on by asshat managers or sales people who didn't even bother to ask for the current state of the project before promising a demo.
Question: Are you still working on that new sales logic system for client x?

Answer: No. Our CIO promised a demopocalypse to the stakeholders and they pulled the plug on our funding. Mind proofing my resume?
demopocalypse by Satanclaus June 29, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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