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demopocalypse

An IT term for a demo of a computer program given to stakeholders or important clients before the program is actually done. The demo is sure to fail and certainly cost your project buy-in and/or it's reputation. A demopocalypse is most often brought on by asshat managers or sales people who didn't even bother to ask for the current state of the project before promising a demo.
Question: Are you still working on that new sales logic system for client x?

Answer: No. Our CIO promised a demopocalypse to the stakeholders and they pulled the plug on our funding. Mind proofing my resume?
by Satanclaus June 29, 2011
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Democalypse

The end or destruction of the democracy. An event resulting in great loss and misfortune
Last presidential debate shows the possibility of Democalypse.
by Abdi Mahad October 22, 2012
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Derpocalypse

When everyone derps about an apocalypse, but nothing happens. See December 21 2012, Y2K, 2010 Black Hole.
Idiot: "Ermahgerd, the world's gonna end!!!!!!!!11!!one!"
Person: "Meh, I bet it's another Derpocalypse."
by Desmond The Amazing December 21, 2012
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Slut Dropocalypse

The name given to a theory of how mankind will end.

Intoxicated, promiscuous females often suggest sexual attraction by doing a "slut drop". When the Slut Dropocalypse occurs, an overly drunk female will slut drop in heels too high and will struggle to get back up. Nearby people will either be too drunk to help or will find it too funny to help. The girl in question will die from either starvation or embarrassment, and this will create a wave of inevitable slut drops until all of woman-kind die out. Without females, not only would humans no longer be able to reproduce, but there would be no woman to cook the men's food, and hence the end of mankind.

It is said Slut Dropocalypse will begin in 2058 when promiscuous dancing is at an all time high.
I just don't understand why Stacey Slut Drops like that, is she speaking to the devil trying to trigger the Slut Dropocalypse or something?!
by ManWhore89 April 8, 2015
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emopocalypse

The day when all Emos will be slaughtered by Emo Haters and the Emo species will be wiped from the planet.
Brooks:I got spit on by one of those Emo Haters!
Sarah:Oh no! The Emopocalypse is about to occur!
Brooks:Emopocalypse?
Sarah:Yeah! The Emo Haters are plotting to ruthlessly destroy our entire clique!
Brooks:Noooo! We must go before all the Emo Haters kill us!
Sarah:Let's warn the other Emos!
by Emo Girl Sparky-chan November 7, 2006
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dumbpocalypse

The final destruction of critical thinking and rational thought by the use of social media and the rise short attention spans as foretold in books.
The closing of books stores across the country is but one sign of the coming dumbpocalypse.
by Kenoir October 30, 2020
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