Glomwill's definitions

chocolate chip cracker

The offspring of a black Jew and a white gigilo.

James: Ha ha! Look at Adam, what a chocolate chip cracker!

by Glomwill April 24, 2008

democralypse

The impending apocalypse to be set off by the democratic party.

Jimmy: And low, the book of Revelations reads, "A Muslim will rise to power in the Americas, and the world shall end, and this will be called the days of The Democralypse."
John: I thought it said something about a bloodsucking vampirette....

by Glomwill March 17, 2008

tubearculosis

A type of tuberculosis that you can only catch from the Chicago Bears. It is transmitted by beating the Bears, and causes a team to immediately suck at football.

Jimmy: How the hell did the Packers lose to the Bears twice!?!?
John: They didn't want to catch tubearculosis.
Jimmy: You mean tuberculosis?
John: NO! TuBEARculosis.
Jimmy: Ohhhh....

by Glomwill March 3, 2008

bulgina

The state of a woman's vagina when extremely horny. She will become "wet", and her vagina will begin to moisten and bulge outwards.

Jimmy: Whoa! That chick has a huge bulgina!
John: Yeah, that means she's horny enough to screw anybody, even a fatass like you!

by Glomwill March 1, 2008

silver cotton candy

simply put, granny pubes

Jimmy: Put your legs back together grandma, no one wants to see your silver cotton candy!

by Glomwill February 29, 2008

pocaine

Pot + Cocaine. A simple combination of two of the most prominent in illegal drugs

Garry: Dude, where's my pot?
Jerry: I don't have it, but I got this!
Garry: What the hell is that?
Jerry: It's pocaine!!! Pot AND cocaine!

by Glomwill February 11, 2008

gobo

go + hobo. A homeless person who travels, primarily hitch-hikes from city to city. Can be spotted in several different cities periodically, asking for cash or free rides. Occasionally they have an ultimate destination.

Jim: Hey, isn't that the hobo we saw back in Vegas?
Frank: Yeah, if he's so poor, how'd he get all the way here to Reno?
Jim: He's a gobo.

by Glomwill February 9, 2008