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An annoying kid who thinks he cool and is he is normally really funny so I suggest to stay with him (he also normally has. A good shoe game)
Yo Lisa did you meet the new kid Demerius?
Lisa “what no I want to meet him”
Demerius by Urmomgay21 January 3, 2019

demerius.parker 

To have a big sick and give girls a hell of a ride
John used demerius.parker to fucking Lisa and make her pussy were then a ocean
Demerus is a savage n*gga that is a lit, funny and savage guy and can beat anybody's ass if they mess wit em
If someone is messing wit Demerus or says they want to fight he gon beat they ass
demerus by Elglo December 14, 2017

Oh, I always get yummy demerits! 

Words yet to be uttered by the true master, but currently are shared with enjoyment between memers.

The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.
Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.

Demetrius 

A really cute, usually black guy who loves either basketball or football, usually a player but can be loyal. Usually falls in love with girls in middle, but always has his eyes on one. He has a sense a humor, & always makes people laugh.
Yo demetrius how was football practice?
Demetrius by Fleeboy88 March 20, 2015

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"