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Delsex (noun) is a well-known illness within the Vanity Network community. This illness has been founded by the Delsex King, Jack Brown.

Note: All hail Delsex King rp_jack_brown
I'm suffering from Delsex
Delsex by zLixm October 15, 2023
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dexsexual 

A person who is attracted to Taco Bell and Baja Blast
Dan is dexsexual.
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delosexual 

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.
fuck you delosexual
delosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017
Delsea is a regional high school in Franklinville New Jersey. Their student base ranges from the next master minds of America, to full blown cousin fuckin Hicks, to emo vape gods, to completely ghetto black kids. Their football and wrestling teams are just expected to win State Titles no matter what, the principal will kick your principals ass, you’ll get dress coded for wearing absolutely anything....unless you’re black. And if you fight or bully anyone, you’re a coward.
Delsea won the football state championship again!

Did Delsea’s principal really play in the NFL?

That white girl from Delsea was wearing a long sleeve shirt and still got dress coded!

I heard that kid from Delsea got his cousin pregnant.

That kid over at Delsea sells weed, pods and juuls!
Delsea by Bob The Builder 91 November 28, 2018

Dexsexual 

Someone who is attracted to tacobell, baja blast, and doge.
Kevin is slowly becoming Dexsexual
Dexsexual by Blehblehmehsheep July 19, 2014
To take the sexyness out of someone or something.
Your bed is almost sexy, but something is desexifying it.
desexify by SINGA February 11, 2009

Delsea High School 

High school in Franklinville, NJ. Has a kickass football team that collects state championships like it's they're job. In the school you'll find an infestation of "rednecks" with their camo hats and sketchers work boots. The girls like to kiss their best friends and post it on social media. The principal and boys' soccer coach are sculpted from the gods. Don't even think about wearing leggings because the vice principal will hunt you down unless you're black then you're good. The school store's bagels and chocolate milk are fkn clutch. Where YouTube/vine celebrities are actually losers that nobody really cares about unless they're talking with ppl from other schools.
Person 1: my high school rocks
Delsea High School Student: fuck u we have Lance210
Delsea High School by Dntlookatme August 30, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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