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Delphophile

N. 1. A person that is sexually attracted to marine mammals, especially dolphins.

2. A homosexual dolphin.
"The men who work at the aquarium are such Delphophiles."

"Yah, they all enjoy dolphin porn."
by Rageofthecabbage October 31, 2012
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Deletophile

One who delights in deleting files without prejudice.
Alvin deleted all Tom's files from the file server because reasons . He is such a deletophile.
by SenSachen September 10, 2016
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Deppophile

One who is in love with, obsessed with, has seen almost or every movie with, and is sexually attracted to Johnny Depp
Young Girl: OMG, Johnny is the sexiest man alive, ive seen POTC 14 times.
Enlightened Listener: Sweet, i am a Deppophile as well.
by Joseph Zumchak September 11, 2008
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Derpophile

Someone who constitutes the epitome of all forms of derping, so much so that he is in love with or has a philia for the concept of derping or being a complete derp. This may include allowing their narcissism to express their stupidity, or for someone who doesn't know anything about anything, also for someone who's existence=Derp

Derived from Derpophilia (a portmanteau of Derp and philia, one of the four ancient Greek words for love, or in pop culture an abnormal fetish.)

Used as an insult towards a person who's existence should be questioned. Highly offensive to those who detest being labeled as derp material, but even more so to those who are unaware of the term derp or the concept of derping (even if they don't realize it).

See derp, herp de derp, Mr.Derp (South Park), enough said
Person 1: I love everything that nobody cares about, and I think that I am sooo cool.

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU NARCISSISTIC DERPOPHILE!!!!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!

Global History Classroom Ditz who may or may not be smarter than she acts, most likely the latter: So, like, when did Europe stop with the whole invading each other thing?

Global History teacher: Um, I'm not sure if that's relevant...

Me (mentally being indignant): SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, YOU DERPOPHILE AND DON'T DISTRACT OUR HISTORY CLASS ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!

Me expressing indignation towards an ignorant person: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU PATHETIC DERPOPHILE!!!!!!!

Ignorant person: What's a derpophile?

Me: *facepalm* I'm not even going to answer that question.
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Deepophile

A certain individual who follows underage people on Snapchat and ask for naughty images. Very hard to spot one, often diagnosed with Johnny Dep Syndrome from birth. The individual, usually has a really hot sister... Seriously though, really hot.
*Spotting someone snapchatting a young person* "Are you a Deepophile?"
by Deeeeeeep December 11, 2018
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delphinophile

When a sick fucking lady is sexually attracted to dolphins.
The lady was considered a delphinophile due to her sexual interactions with a dolphin.
by anonymous December 14, 2021
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