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Lainee Delmaestro 

A really pretty girl that PROBABLY has a lazy eye. But really cute anyway and would kiss :))) xxxxx
Lainee Delmaestro is really cute and I love her even though she has a vagina mint xx <333

Delmaestro 

a tasty treat; a vagina mint; man with a sugar flavored ding dong
ex 1.
Boy: "Are you gonna suck his wang?!"
Girls: "why not it tastes like sugar, he IS a delmaestro!"

ex 2.
Hungry Person: "I wonder how much that delmaestro costs, I could go for something tasty!"

ex 3.
Girl with a stanky vagina: "Anyone have a delmaestro with them, I stink down low."
Delmaestro by yankees12 June 11, 2006
A piece of backstabbing shit don’t trust them if you meet a delmage run
Did you meet the new kid I heard there a DELMAGE Ye there gonna be lonely everyone knows better Han to be friends with a delmage
delmage by Sweaty butthole May 28, 2021
Noun: the state of delaying a response to a message as a result of being in a haze or getting sidetracked despite intending to reply.
I’m sorry I didn’t get back to you, I must have been in a delaze when you messaged me
Delaze by Nickey Knoxx July 13, 2024
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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