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Delicatessen Movie 

A movie where acting is overdone and of poor quality, hence full of Ham and Cheese.
"Yeah, you see that new Shatner flick? It was such a Delicatessen Movie."
Delicatessen Movie by Scoots February 25, 2003

delicatessent 

adj. reffering to an abstract form of pleasure or happiness resulting from something unexpected
As Pat realized their good fortune in their current situation he turned to John and said, "ahh delicatessent".
delicatessent by J0HN July 4, 2006

delicatesson 

The complete blow job; Starts with the sausage, moves to the meat balls, and ends up with the bag.
Man, last night was great. Lauren took me all the way to the delicatesson.
delicatesson by Shaun Gowman October 20, 2008

Max's Delicatessen 

The greatest sandwich store in the US. Home of the greenwich and filler of all stomaches. Max Blank, the founder and deli master of this chain is so amazing and so hot that he is a legend. He makes the greatest sandwiches in all the land and should be bowed down to whenever seen.
I went to Max's Delicatessen and will never be hungry again. (This supports the claim that Max Blank can end world hunger.)
S
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026