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DELAwasted 

the state of drunkness where everything tends to blur together and blackout usually happens, yet you still partying hard and there is no end is sight. it generally ends up with a friend babysitting you.

*a friend that is willing to babysit is a most because you aren't liable for anything that happens. e.g. excessive spending, talking to bums, falling in the middle of traffic.
damn my friend got DELAwasted and threw $200 at a stripper even before she started dancing!
DELAwasted by DELA ELA March 2, 2011

delpstar 

delpstar or kelpchip is a an autistic child who is bad at genji.
Person 1: delpstar is so bad at genji

Person 2: I know right
delpstar by PhoenixFire720 June 4, 2018

DelayStation

Code name for the piece of shit, Sony PlayStation (1,2,or 3). Named this due to the fact that the majority of PlayStation 3 games get delayed and sometimes cause other multi-platform games to be delayed due to the difficulty of programing for the 100% unnecessary, Cell Processor.
All Sony fanboys get pissed off when you call it a DelayStation 3.
DelayStation by Keeep Out March 27, 2008

Decapastration 

The removal of one's head and testes at the same time.
Decapastration shall be used against all rapists and pedophiles found guilty in a court of law.
Decapastration by conanfan1412 August 29, 2023

Depastar 

“Yo depastar porque yo comí mucho.”
I am done with pasta.
Depastar by pasta is god November 12, 2022

Delapitaded 

Delighted, Adjective expressing large amounts of happiness about an event that has just occured. Usually said when meeting someone famous. Taken from ren and stimpy.
"Wow, you're Jerry the belly button elf, well I'm delapitaded to have met you!"
Delapitaded by n mcbar January 18, 2006
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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