Delapitaded 

Delighted, Adjective expressing large amounts of happiness about an event that has just occured. Usually said when meeting someone famous. Taken from ren and stimpy.

"Wow, you're Jerry the belly button elf, well I'm delapitaded to have met you!"

Delapitaded by n mcbar January 18, 2006

Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

Decapitated Turtle by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

Decapitated 

An awesome death metal band from Poland.

Decapitated are better than you.

Decapitated by zappp November 15, 2005

Decapitated 

Headless.

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.

Decapitated by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

defapitated

when you suck so hard that your head falls off

yeah that girl got defapitated

defapitated by FlareK7 March 16, 2021

Dilapitated 

Way of saying "dilapidated" by those same idiots who pronounce "library" as "liberry."

Anyone who says dilapitated intentionally is a dumbass.

Dilapitated by This is my handle okay November 24, 2021

Declapitated

It is only used in a few circumstances when someone gets clapped so hard that their head comes off (a different way to say decapitated)

Reques: I declapitated bonquisha yesterday
Jason:ok I totally wasn't listening

Jason (whispering):yo dudes I think we got a 187 I'm going in tho

Declapitated by Sometrash June 6, 2020