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Being of the homosexual persuation. A fruit.
You like it up the ass Del Monte?
del monte by Ah-El March 9, 2003
Words you can keep
1. Repeatedly making the same mistakes while soaking them in a sugary syrup of self-indulging naivete for public consumption.

2. A series of related mishaps presented to others as a good idea.

3. The object of one's repeated mistakes or related mishaps.
1. Girl: I didn't sleep with Enrique again because I wanted to. He needed me.

2. Guy: I slipped and fell so many times Friday night that I get out of work the next few weeks. Doctor's orders.

3. Friend: Sonya needs to walk away from Enrique. He sweet talks and kisses her in front of us while treating her so badly elsewhere. All he is her Del Monte.
del monte by ynotpe October 2, 2010

DEL MONTE BLOCK GANGSTER CRIP 

Del Monte Block Crip goes way back they been around for a while now they are a African American gang and one of the only crip gangs in Anaheim they made of 2 parts 3400 which has more of the young members and 3100 which is more older members del monte 3400 block has a click know as west side anaheim ruthless criminals del monte beefs with folks,abp,esbp,una and many more and there click ruthless criminals beefs with Norwalk folks una and Fullerton toker town and more. Del monte block ÅRC is running the west of Anaheim as we see it del monte block 3400 and ruthless criminals are really on top and making there opposition look real bad
Ay cuh fuck forks I’m from DEL MONTE BLOCK GANGSTER CRIPS

the man from del monte 

the man from del monte is a man..... from the company del monte. this man is a real man who travels to the furthest corners of the world to select the greatest oragnges and other produce for his fruit juices. upon seeing them, he says "yes".

He is a real man, and not a concocted effegiy to sell fruit juices. see also Mr Kipling
the man from del monte - he say yes
the man from del monte by Barry June 11, 2006

Delmonte 

The toughest kid , besides baby salmi and kohut. Hes basically jacked and destroys anyone or anything that gets in his way. His family, especially his mother, is very nice. He walks around like a hardass but really runs a 14 minute mile, so if u wanna race him don't, ull get burned. He takes bitch shots at people and throws people but will never fight anyone. Basically, his muscles compare to those on snoop dogg.
Yo u see delmonte today, his muscles are hitting and tripping people as he waks down the hallway!!!
Delmonte by Jacked May 9, 2005

Delmonte 

A place of great escape with ocean views, beautiful sun tan, beautiful women, and all the drugs you can imagine
You must have went to Delmonte hotel this weekend you are so tan and seem at Ease????
Delmonte by Buttbongofiesta January 4, 2021

delmonte 

A fat,hairy,ugly ass cuban ref with the I.Q. of a barnyard animal,succeptible to ANYTHING,and will always hesitate to shower and brush his teeth.
kid:Hey whats up delmonte.

Delmonte:FUU JU NIGGE,im a real G homie!!
delmonte by Thuu Homie October 11, 2008
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