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Delmonte 

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The toughest kid , besides baby salmi and kohut. Hes basically jacked and destroys anyone or anything that gets in his way. His family, especially his mother, is very nice. He walks around like a hardass but really runs a 14 minute mile, so if u wanna race him don't, ull get burned. He takes bitch shots at people and throws people but will never fight anyone. Basically, his muscles compare to those on snoop dogg.
Yo u see delmonte today, his muscles are hitting and tripping people as he waks down the hallway!!!
Delmonte by Jacked May 9, 2005
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Delmonte 

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A place of great escape with ocean views, beautiful sun tan, beautiful women, and all the drugs you can imagine
You must have went to Delmonte hotel this weekend you are so tan and seem at Ease????
Delmonte by Buttbongofiesta January 4, 2021

delmonte 

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A fat,hairy,ugly ass cuban ref with the I.Q. of a barnyard animal,succeptible to ANYTHING,and will always hesitate to shower and brush his teeth.
kid:Hey whats up delmonte.

Delmonte:FUU JU NIGGE,im a real G homie!!
delmonte by Thuu Homie October 11, 2008

DelMonte 

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DelMonte is the sweetest, most caring, most deserving person you'll ever meet - however, he's also a person who's been taken advantage of and been wronged so much that it's hard to breach the walls he puts up. You will probably be attracted to him because of his sex appeal, money, or the way he presents himself, but be careful not to be distracted from who he really is; at his core, DelMonte just wants to love and be loved. If you can see and accept who he is beyond the surface-level things and his standoffish exterior, you will be rewarded with someone who will do anything to help you, please you, and keep you close. Once you see who he really is, you will undoubtedly fall in love with him and discover a new appreciation for his dark brown puppy dog eyes and his big black dick.
Person 1: You're with DelMonte??? I heard he's a jerk, but he's good in bed.
Person 2: You're right about both things, but he's also the LOML.
DelMonte by alimnim August 14, 2019

Delmonte Motel 

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Beautiful escape from reality beach front with beautiful women and all the drugs in the world
You must have went to Delmonte Motel this weekend you look tan and at ease????
Delmonte Motel by Buttbongofiesta January 4, 2021

Delmonting 

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When a programmer deploys a piece of code on a Friday afternoon and leaves for the weekend, completely unaware that their piece of code just took down the entire product and no one else knows how to fix the problem because the code is either way too complex or just completely incoherent.
This company has not tolerant delmonting.
Delmonting by apparentlyIcodestuff November 26, 2014

Demonte 

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Demonte is Smart, Funny, Athletic, and very faithful. Never will be a fake friend. Very freaky but doesn't show it in public. Very good at video games a clutch player and a fast learner. once you get to know Demonte he is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet.
demonte is never fake hes always a real one
Demonte by loveablemug April 12, 2021
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