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decoying 

The fine social con of bringing a person as your date to an event such as a wedding to give the impression you are in a serious relationship when you are not.
As he was merely decoying, primarily for the benefit of his ex, he made sure to add to the impression by not being able to keep his lips and hands off his stunning partner throughout the evening.
decoying by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
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Da plug been mf decoyin all day gd
Decoyin by IIfalsesnxggsII July 12, 2021
When a nigga duckin sb all day
Man da plug been mf decoyin all day
decoyin by IIfalsesnxggsII July 12, 2021

Decoying 

Running water after taking a piss/shit to at least make it seem like you washed your hands to avoid social isolation at a public event.
Friend 1: Did you wash your hands?
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!
Decoying by cawcawmothahfuckah December 26, 2013

Decoying 

decoying-A slang from the south used for someone who is or was doing something out of the ordinary in that moment.

in other words, some lame shit.
why u keep telling mama i smoked, u be decoying
Decoying by tt251 December 19, 2021

Tyler DeKoning 

Someone who loves BANANAS CHAD
Mhhhhhhh Tyler DeKoning eats bananas
Tyler DeKoning by Chad banana April 14, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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