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decoying 

The fine social con of bringing a person as your date to an event such as a wedding to give the impression you are in a serious relationship when you are not.
As he was merely decoying, primarily for the benefit of his ex, he made sure to add to the impression by not being able to keep his lips and hands off his stunning partner throughout the evening.
decoying by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
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Decoying 

Running water after taking a piss/shit to at least make it seem like you washed your hands to avoid social isolation at a public event.
Friend 1: Did you wash your hands?
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!
Decoying by cawcawmothahfuckah December 26, 2013

Decoying 

decoying-A slang from the south used for someone who is or was doing something out of the ordinary in that moment.

in other words, some lame shit.
why u keep telling mama i smoked, u be decoying
Decoying by tt251 December 19, 2021

Tyler DeKoning 

Mhhhhhhh Tyler DeKoning eats bananas
Tyler DeKoning by Chad banana April 14, 2023