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musical attention defficit disorder
People with a musical attention defficit disorder have a tendency to switch every (or almost every) song they listen to midway through (if not before that).
Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.
Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.
I'd swear that John has a Musical Attention Defficit Disorder. When I was listening to his MP3 with him earlier, he couldn't stop song skipping! It drove me nuts!
musical attention defficit disorder by K!tah76 April 5, 2009
defacialize
Nick Cage: "I want to take her face...off. I will defacialize her."
Henchman: "Man. You orgasm like a fire hose."
Henchman: "Man. You orgasm like a fire hose."
defacialize by jarulf October 17, 2011
defficationhorniosis
A disease in which every time you dump a load, you experience wave after wave of uncontrollable orgasms. Can be rather pleasurable, as far as diseases go. Can also be quite embarrassing when caught making sexual noises on the crapper.
Due to her extreme case of defficationhorniosis, Kristina could never poop in public places for fear of people hearing her aroused moaning from outside the restroom.
defficationhorniosis by Lallafral October 31, 2010
Diction Deficiant
1) One who has no idea which words to use correctly in a sentence.
2) Someone who has never used and has no intention of using a dictionary.... EVER.
3) One who has no idea what Merriam Webster's dictionary is.
4) A serious lack of knowledge of the English language.
2) Someone who has never used and has no intention of using a dictionary.... EVER.
3) One who has no idea what Merriam Webster's dictionary is.
4) A serious lack of knowledge of the English language.
Diction Deficiant by TheCradle September 8, 2007
wiping deficiancy
Person 1: dude rick my ass itches
Person 2: o dude y
Person 1: i just took a huge shit after eating taco bell and i dont think i wiped all the liquid shit out of my ass. must be wiping deficiancy
Person 2: o dude y
Person 1: i just took a huge shit after eating taco bell and i dont think i wiped all the liquid shit out of my ass. must be wiping deficiancy
wiping deficiancy by ha dude itts jackk July 5, 2006
defficacious
The medicine was defficacious; My cough only worsened after taking it.
His defficacious work resulted in extended work hours for all his co-workers.
His defficacious work resulted in extended work hours for all his co-workers.
defficacious by efficacious_eruditer October 20, 2012
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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