jarulf's definitions

pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

defacialize

The act of ripping a persons facial skin and or flesh from her skull by pure force of ejaculation.

Nick Cage: "I want to take her face...off. I will defacialize her."
Henchman: "Man. You orgasm like a fire hose."

by jarulf October 17, 2011