defecastration

A mixture of the words "defecate" and "castration", this word refers to when you shit so hard, your dick falls off.

Scenario 1:
Guy 1: dude, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Guy 2: bro, I think I just defecastrated myself.

Scenario 2:
Guy 1: when I was little, I shit so hard my dick fell off.
Guy 2: oh shit, you must be talking about defecastration.

by thegreyvytrain October 8, 2023

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defenestration

The act of bodily thowing a person out of a window. Defenestration is best executed from a third story (glass) window as it breaks bones but allows the defenestree to limp away.

Defenestration first officially happened at the Defenestration of Prague in 1618, leading to the start of the 30 years war.

"I was told not to shoot the king's messenger, so I defenestrated him; he broke both legs. I do believe the king got the message."

"Gee, Larry, I haven't seen a good old-fashioned defenestration in a while."

by miss gunn April 27, 2008

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defenestration

The art of hurling the nearest problem out of a window.

Defenestration of a human out of a 30th story window has a vicious tendency to create a mess that the police are not to keen on cleaning up.

by lastoftheidiots July 23, 2006

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defenestration

v. The act of throwing something or SOMEONE out of a window.

on witnessing the disposal of a cigarette from the window of a moving car: "That was a heinous act of defenestration!"

by Blaine September 6, 2003

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defenestration

The coolest word EVER

Mom, can I defenestrate my brother?

by Daae Diva March 30, 2005

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almighty defenestration

1. The act of surpassing sexual goals in such a manner that they have been thrown out a window.

After having had 12 orgasms in 3 hours, she set a goal of 42 orgasms in 24 hours only to commit almighty defenestration by having 50 orgasms in 3 hours.

by Rikkitikki128 June 16, 2017

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