Decrapitude 

n. int. Portmanteau of "decrepit" and "crap." Used to indicate a general state of malaise experienced by the direct object of the phrase as used. us. associated with aging.

"Feeling in a general state of decrapitude from Covid and being 32, Katie slept for much of the week."

Decrapitude by k80theshade November 2, 2021

Decrapitate 

An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.

Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.

Decrapitate by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010

Decrapitated 

When the body is impacted by an object, of appropriate weight and size, to cause an immediate visceral voiding of the bowels.

Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated

Decrapitated by Broham64 December 14, 2021

Accelerated Decrepitude 

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.

Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...

Accelerated Decrepitude by YAWA February 24, 2019

decrepitude 

\de CREP' e tud\ noun:
of, or pertaining to, the massive infrastructure failure of the body due to advancing age

As I approach my fiftieth birthday, it becomes harder to fend off decrepitude.

decrepitude by Patlas January 8, 2009

decrapitated 

A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.

I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.

decrapitated by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018

postcoital verbal derpitude 

A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.

Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.

postcoital verbal derpitude by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013