Deatheded

when some one or something gets totally owned and over killed

in dnd when the monster sphinx kills you and you are a blood splat on the ground you have totally gotten deatheded.

by Lahk09 February 13, 2010

Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

Deathbed Lover

A woman who loves a man secretly for years and only admits it when one of them is facing a life or death situation.

(Han Solo to carbon freeze)
Leia: I love you, Han.

(Anakin and Padme to death arena)
Padme: I love you, Anakin.

by Yep Yep July 10, 2005

Deadededioseded

It means when you're a yoyo and your life keeps turning on you and you can never do anything about it. You live life scared, reversed, not how you would like it. I never told anyone this meaning until now... crazy how new words are created everyday. It's pronounced like, "Ded-ed-ed"

I feel so deadededioseded today.

by TomasAbarca December 23, 2020

DeathAdder

A Type of gaming mouse developed by Razer

Dude I purchased a DeathAdder for gaming

by madman587587 January 13, 2010

Deathbed Relationship

A phrase used to describe a happy couple whose relationship you believe will only end when they're both old, grey, and one of them is dead.

Ryan and Kiley are so happy together, that's a deathbed relationship right there.

by muchginger_wow August 17, 2014

deathbed sex

sex that's so good, it flashes before your eyes on your deathbed.

OMG, you've had sex! And not only sex, but deathbed sex!

by £1f July 7, 2017