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Deathraven 

A very rare and dangerous gay sex position which has a series of steps needed to follow in order to perform it correctly. It involves Anti-gravitational sex like the fight scene in "Inception" Also you must rip a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum, and penetrate it with the golden penis, the interdeminsional sperm will then travel through to the center of the universe and spawn the 3rd moon of jupiter, this is completed only after ou have disgraced 3 religions and traveled across the Baltic sea to get the hindu man that you need to tie up to fondle him. Warning, if aimed correctly the deathraven can destroy the Earth, and also reincarnation isn't guaranteed. This can only be done every 3000 years, the Mayans were the last to do it, legend has it, that the Egyptian pyramids wre actually markers to align the erection needed at stage 5 of the deathraven.
*news cast- "thousands died today due to the black hole which the deathraven opened.
Deathraven by bored123guy March 5, 2011

deathperate 

My life sucks! Am so deathperate!
deathperate by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

Deathcage 

A derogative term for the town of Bethpage on Long Island in New York State
Dude, I'm stuck in Deathcage tonight. Nothing to do
Deathcage by Ceejabreeze May 5, 2011

Deathreaten 

Deathreaten is a verb. It means the threat of death against someone; it also means to tell someone or others that you will murder them.
A: My son John told me yesterday that you deathreatened him!

B: Yes, it is true.

A: How dare you deathreaten my son, John?

B: Actually, I was so angry at that time. It was my mistake.

A: If you deathreaten him again then I will inform the police.

B: I am so sorry. I promise that I will never deathreaten your son again.
Deathreaten by Rajeeb2014 June 23, 2018
the rage resulting from living in Bethpage, NY. See related Deathcage
Im stuck at home tonight, I'm full of Deathrage
Deathrage by Ceejabreeze May 5, 2011

Deathecate 

To defecate while dead
"I legally died for 5 minutes and deathecated myself... So embarrassing..."