Deathtrap

Someone you want a relationship with, but you know it will never work out because of the way they are.

No, she's not worth it, she's a deathtrap man.

Deathtrap by itsyaboy00 March 16, 2017

screaming metal deathtrap

A gray toyota that has any of the folowing qualities:
-cracked windshield
-windows that dont open
-windows that HAVE to be open or the car will fill up with exhaust
-air condtioning that is permanetly stuck on the hottest setting
-when turned on vents generally blow out bits of dried leaves
-radio is actually UPSIDEDOWN in the dash.
-screaming sounds emenate from axles when turning
-filled with muddy, sharp digging equipment/ old computer hard drives
-has a monkey wrench with questionable redish brown stains in the glove compartment
- is loved and cherished by its owner despite constant warnings and pleas to get rid of it from his sons.

Tom: Awww man, dad PLEASE dont drive me to school in that horror. I have a whole life ahead of me.

Steve: Oh come on son, its not THAT bad. Its just... excentric in its old age.

Tom: DAD, IT BLOWS LEAVES OUT THE AC VENTS. ITS A SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP

screaming metal deathtrap by John Errington November 3, 2006

seeker driven deathtrap 

a social hall or entertainment center that pretends to be a church

My friend Gina goes to a seeker driven deathtrap on Sunday Mornings.

seeker driven deathtrap by Svetlana Svetikova fan November 8, 2011

chinese deathtrap 

when you have an elderly woman sit on your face naked so that they arose you.

i heard my grandma gives chinese deathtraps for $20 a sitting

perfect day for a chinese deathtrap!

chinese deathtrap by Mr.Henke FTW11 January 28, 2011

triple kill deathtrap 

Having three players in the warthog at once (halo 1,2,3)

Me and my driver started to drive off but a noob hopped in the passenger seat of our hog making it a triple kill deathtrap.

triple kill deathtrap by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008

Tangerine Deathtrap 

The cooliest vehicle in the history of P-town, so named for its bright orange color and lack of seatbelts. A custom '70s model complete with shag carpeting and porthole windows.

Q: "Wouldn't it be sweet if the Tangerine Deathtrap had an X-box 360 installed in it??"

A: "Someday soon..."

Tangerine Deathtrap by I AM THE BANANA KING March 28, 2009

Venus Deathtrap 

An unmarried woman between 29 to 35 years of age

Oh yeah, that fine woman is currently a Venus Deathtrap and proud of it.

Venus Deathtrap by Alfeirgerson June 19, 2025