A gray toyota that has any of the folowing qualities:
-cracked windshield
-windows that dont open
-windows that HAVE to be open or the car will fill up with exhaust
-air condtioning that is permanetly stuck on the hottest setting
-when turned on vents generally blow out bits of dried leaves
-radio is actually UPSIDEDOWN in the dash.
-screaming sounds emenate from axles when turning
-filled with muddy, sharp digging equipment/ old computer
hard drives
-has a monkey wrench with
questionable redish brown stains in the
glove compartment
- is loved and cherished by its owner despite constant warnings and pleas to get rid of it from his sons.
Tom: Awww man, dad PLEASE dont drive me to school in that horror. I have a whole life ahead of me.
Steve: Oh
come on son, its
not THAT bad. Its just... excentric in its old age.
Tom: DAD, IT BLOWS LEAVES OUT THE AC VENTS. ITS A
SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP
