Dealershit 

1) A dealership whose lounge area is smaller than the car you're buying (if they even have one at all).

2) A dealership in a small town, more than likely the ONLY one.

3) A dealership with a really terrible selection of cars, all used with really high mileage, rust and some body damage.

Rich - "Hey man, new hooptie?"
Derek - "Yeah, got it at Wilkin's Hyundai & Subaru."
Rich - "Man, that place is a rip-off! It's more like a dealershit!"

Dealershit by 1 Angry Yob July 25, 2014

dealershipped

This is when someone goes to the car dealership for any car problems/issues. Customers with warranties may deal with the dealership a lot because their car problems are covered/looked at for free.

"You know the only reason I stay dealershipped up is because of that warranty."

dealershipped by JDubb83 May 29, 2009

Deershit Retarded 

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."

Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."

Deershit Retarded by Ed54 July 6, 2010

deadernshit 

Something so dead it could literally be a pile of dung extract.

*Horse falls over dead* The owner walks up to it and says, “welp, my horse is deadernshit.”

deadernshit by Boots7 November 4, 2020

subaru dealership 

(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)

In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.

A-"That Gary is a beast-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw on all of them."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."

alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."

subaru dealership by Herp N. Derpington March 11, 2011

DealerShop 

A DealerShop is a combination of a Dealership and Car Repair, Upgrade and Detail Shop all in one. A combination of car sales and re-sales, and mechanics to fix and upgrade and car engine/body work all in one convenient location.

MEAllen's DealerShop specialize in hot Turbo Car sales, and repairing, upgrading and detailing cars!

DealerShop by Caehryn September 26, 2012

Blumpkin Dealership 

When one conquers a Wal-Mart Superstore by receiving a blumpkin in every stall in the bathroom. This task must be completed in one day and every dump cannot be flushed so they are all on display. Hence the name "dealership".

Jacob: "I gotta use the restroom bro."
Cole: "Your going to have to wait, Micah has a Blumpkin Dealership here."

Blumpkin Dealership by Teddy Huckstible September 8, 2011