DeLoncker

1. Of the Loncker clan.

2. A person with an affinity for hardcore S&M internet porn.

3. A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.

4. A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.

5. A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.

Susie's mom will not let her play with Wayne because he's a DeLoncker.

by Protip911 September 21, 2016

demockeracy

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".

Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!

by AdamNTM February 23, 2012

demockery

noun
an absurd or hypocritical imitation of the democratic system of government

That last election was so obviously rigged, I must live in a demockery.

Was Andrew Jackson's signing of the Indian Removal Act a total demockery or what?!

by SNAAB93 September 7, 2013

demockerycy

What was once known as democracy but now is completely corporate controlled on today's flat earth. The lunacy of morphing a corporation into human personhood via judicial rulings.

The U.S. has now become the world's leading demockerycy.

by Chuck Irvin July 4, 2007

Dencker

A sexy disco mama with a passion for frisbee, dragons, trains, and other eccentric interests of such.

He got those moves like Dencker.

by Xenraia November 21, 2011

DeLonker

Of the Lonker clan.

A person with an affinity for hardcore S&M internet porn.

A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.

A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.

A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.

Susie's mom will not let her play with Wayne because he's a DeLonker.

by Protip911 September 16, 2016

Demockery

A form of government where an election is fair only if Donald J Trump is the winner.

During the press conference in which he claimed without evidence that counting mail-in votes was voter fraud, President Trump revealed that he believes we live in a demockery.

by Darla Hood November 5, 2020