DeLance

No one can define him.

Seriously, there's only DeLance.

by Squall_Leonhart November 24, 2013

Delanceyed

To be woefully disappointed by a false pretense.

The salesman said the car could be driven home but it had no steering wheel, tires or engine. I was Delanceyed.

by CaptainMolotov June 4, 2020

John Delaney

John Delaney also known as the dude that is polling at a record-breaking 0%!

Person: "my wife just left me... and he sent me a video of her fucking a Dude!."
Person: "well... at least you are not John Delaney!"

by Lil Gucci Bag June 26, 2019

Delanee

Delanee is a caring, sweet girl who is so beautiful but denies it entirely. She is always willing to help her friends. If you ever find yourself a Delanee, keep her and never let go. She is a diamond in the rough.

Girl: “Did you see that girl?”
Me: “Yeah, her name is Delanee. She’s by best friend and if you mess with her I’ll hunt you down and murder you!”

by e+a4ever_y’all February 11, 2019

Delaney

Delaney is a beautiful girl but can’t see it. She has depression but hides it very well. She has a great sense of humor, with all the boys she meet or girls falling for her. Her mood changes very quickly, and can be mean but will always say sorry after a while.

Person: your so pretty!
Delaney: no I’m not Hahaha! I look like trash!!

by Justmeandmypp November 9, 2019

john delaney

Were you looking for Congressman Roger Furlong?

It's good to keep illusions Congressman Furlong..cough...cough...Pardon, I meant Congressman john delaney

by the internet grammarian June 10, 2019

Delaney

First things thing's first she's the realest. "Beautiful" doesn't even do her justice because she's just that perfect. She makes the worst days wonderful and is the most genuine person anyone has ever had the pleasure of meeting. She's a bit neurotic but it just adds to her charm. She helps the people she surrounds herself with and they do their best to help her back. She could make you laugh at a funeral and make it totally tasteful. She's intelligent, passionate about the things she likes, and always there for her friends so long as they listen to her vent once in awhile.she's the best friend anyone's ever had.

Delaney's the bomb

by Not Winchester June 14, 2015