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Cruella De Bitch

a total bitch or someone whos on a whole new level of bitchiness.
guy1: "Fuckin ho just pushed me down a flight of stairs for telling her she should let her hair down!!"

guy2: "What a Cruella De Bitch!!"
Cruella De Bitch by nrg930 April 14, 2010

de-bitchitize 

The act of correcting a bitchy statement. To convert a catty statement into a respectable, lovable statement.
James: When you coming home babe? Call me before you leave, okay. :)

Heather: Ummm WHY? Like I need your permission or something? I don't get it??

James: Could you please de-bitchitize that?
de-bitchitize by tallkooldrink March 14, 2010

Biatch Club (el clúb de batch) 

1. an organization that one gets inducted into when they act like a bitch.
2. joe balu's "want-to-fuck-up-the-ass-list". be sure you're not a member.
1. Man, she's goin' for a lifetime membership into the Biatch Club!
2. As Joe Balu emerged from the dark room, he crossed another name off of the Biatch Club.

de-bitchlessnessing 

Trying to find one of your friends a lady after he has been dumped, or is just out of the game.
"how's the de-bitchlessnessing of john coming along?"
"Oh, not bad, i took him to the club last night and he got a couple of numbers."

debitchulate

Verb - an action, usually involving an activity, to re-instill manliness into a man who has been deemed by his friends or family to have 'too much bitch in him.' Manly activities include, but are not limited to: Hunting, going to strip clubs, destroying things, watching porn, using explosives, firing weapons, banging whores, making fire, etc. (See Squidbillies: Butt Trouble episode)
After Rusty asked his father how to perform a breast self-exam, his father took him hunting in order to debitchulate him.
debitchulate by ThePhatMan February 1, 2009

debitchification 

The making a bitch less of such.
She's such a whore, she needs some debitchification.
debitchification by Alex Classified December 11, 2008