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Swavay and De Boner

To get a boner in a fancy place and then lose it fast.
*Two men walk into a restaurant*

Man 1: Hey dude, this is awkward, but you've got a boner!
Man 2: OH SHIT. *sits down at table and hides it*

-later in the evening-
Man 1: Bro, your boner is gone.
Man 2: OH MY, where did my boner go!?
Man 1: Looks like you've had a case of Swavay and De Boner

Frank de Boer 

Ze worst manager in ze history of ze Premier League.
“I read some quote from ze worst manager in ze history of ze Premier League, Frank de Boer. 7 matches, 7 defeats, 0 goals. He said it’s not good for Marcus Rashford to have a coach like me because the most important thing for me is to win. If he was coached by Frank, he would learn how to lose, because he lost every game.” -Jose Mourinho
Frank de Boer by nama_jeff April 6, 2021

Amy De Boer 

A dumb white bitch who gets "white girl wasted" every weekend and only gets into clubs after sucking a bouncers dick.
Amy De Boer only gets into clubs because she uses her sisters ID and tickles pickles for free drinks

Vincent de Boer

Have you heard the new song from Vincent de Boer?

“Yeah, its an absolute banger!”
Vincent de Boer by Vincnt_ September 23, 2020

Debonerification 

The process where the erect penis becomes unerect.
I saw Dana and got a debonerification
Debonerification by jeujeu September 11, 2009

debonerize 

Waiting for a raging erection to become flaccid by either waiting alone in a separate room or sitting down before facing other people.
Peter debonerized his morning-wood before facing his in-laws.

Alfred sneakily Googled pictures of Chloe Kardashian on his iPhone to help the debonerizing process before standing up.

"Well, John, I guess we should head home now."

"Hold on, babe, I have to debonerize."
debonerize by Dr. Walter Fanchy April 15, 2014