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Swavay and De Boner

To get a boner in a fancy place and then lose it fast.
*Two men walk into a restaurant*

Man 1: Hey dude, this is awkward, but you've got a boner!
Man 2: OH SHIT. *sits down at table and hides it*

-later in the evening-
Man 1: Bro, your boner is gone.
Man 2: OH MY, where did my boner go!?
Man 1: Looks like you've had a case of Swavay and De Boner

Frank de Boer 

Ze worst manager in ze history of ze Premier League.
“I read some quote from ze worst manager in ze history of ze Premier League, Frank de Boer. 7 matches, 7 defeats, 0 goals. He said it’s not good for Marcus Rashford to have a coach like me because the most important thing for me is to win. If he was coached by Frank, he would learn how to lose, because he lost every game.” -Jose Mourinho
Frank de Boer by nama_jeff April 6, 2021

Amy De Boer 

A dumb white bitch who gets "white girl wasted" every weekend and only gets into clubs after sucking a bouncers dick.
Amy De Boer only gets into clubs because she uses her sisters ID and tickles pickles for free drinks

Vincent de Boer

Have you heard the new song from Vincent de Boer?

“Yeah, its an absolute banger!”
Vincent de Boer by Vincnt_ September 23, 2020

Debonerification 

The process where the erect penis becomes unerect.
I saw Dana and got a debonerification
Debonerification by jeujeu September 11, 2009

debonerize 

Waiting for a raging erection to become flaccid by either waiting alone in a separate room or sitting down before facing other people.
Peter debonerized his morning-wood before facing his in-laws.

Alfred sneakily Googled pictures of Chloe Kardashian on his iPhone to help the debonerizing process before standing up.

"Well, John, I guess we should head home now."

"Hold on, babe, I have to debonerize."
debonerize by Dr. Walter Fanchy April 15, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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