Daywank

A masturbation session that usually occurs during the day.

I had a to have a daywank yesterday because my girlfriend had left and gave me blueballs.

by John The Savage February 26, 2015

daywalker

The Daywalker is a Ginger that does not burn in direct sunlight. Hated by true Gingers, the Daywalker can sustain extended periods in sunlight and even has traces of a soul. Because they are still part Ginger, freckles may or may not be present.

Ben, the Daywalker, went out during the day to buy his Ginger sister a sunlight umbrella, so she wouldn't have to take night classes.

by Dee Hue January 5, 2010

Daywalking

Daywalking, verb.

The action of staying up all night and not sleeping during the next day for the purpose of completing work. Does not refer to the same action for social purposes.

Called daywalking (rather than nightwalking) due to the active person being functional and commonly seen at opening hours of breakfast establishments.

Person 1: "Why did you text me at 5:30 AM?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm daywalking and I thought you had red bull."

by Drew35 July 1, 2010

Drywanker

A male that masturbates several times a week although he has not enjoyed it for years.

May be caused by a desperation to reconnect with his erotic self.

Otto, a man that refuses to see that he is a drywanker, cleaned up after his thousand straight session of the kind of masturbation that leaves him feel empty, frustrated and sad, the only kind he has known for years.

by Midnight Man Dude January 4, 2011

jewish daywalker

The Jewish-daywalker is someone who is Jewish on the father's side vs on the mothers side . As Jewish laws says you are only Jewish if your it comes from the mother. Someone who is Jewish from the side of the father has all the power of being Jewish without the consequences be being fully Jewish.

Jewish-daywalker abilities include but are not limited to:
Eating pork

Getting a discount on the pork they just ate
Knowing the market price of pork

Write you a prescription for pork
Defend your right to eat pork

I thought the jewish people were not allowed to eat bacon. It's ok, he's a jewish daywalker .

by J.Daywalker April 4, 2016

Empress Daywalker

A Daywalker that has gained elite status among the ranks of other daywalkers. They have the power to walk in broad daylight, and can assume the shape of a human. Easily distinguishable, with red hair, pale skin in July, and freckles. Prey on humans while they sleep, much like a vampire, but instead collect souls in a pickle jar. Not to be confused with wife.

Dude look out that chicks definitely an empress daywalker.
How can you tell?
Just look at all those freckles, and she smells like pickles.

by TimTheEnchanter274 May 24, 2011

daywalker

A mass weapon of destruction created by the gingers. The fore-gingers saw coming an impending genocide of the ginger race, so they decided to create spies with some of the qualities of the gingerhood (so they wouldn't be rejected by fellow redheads), but with exceptional looks and hardly any freckles so that those 'daywalkers' could infiltrate those of us who possess souls.

A: Wow, Lilo looks smashing... she's so gorgeous.. i wish i could meet her irl...
B: Be careful, that one is a daywalker.. she works for the gingers... i mean yeah... she looks harmless enough, but she could kill you in your sleep...

by godsaveusall August 17, 2010