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pokemon daycare
Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!
Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.
*Meanwhile*
Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.
*Meanwhile*
Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017
Children's Online Daycare
Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...
Your friend: wanna play COD?
You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!
You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!
You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!
You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!
Children's Online Daycare by ShadowDAce November 24, 2013
Dayla
A wonderful person. Someone who will always be there no matter what the situation is. A girl who makes everyday worth living, enjoys the simple things in life and is loved by everyone, even if they are only looking at her from afar. A friend for life, a beautiful person both inside and out.
Dalar
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Liquid Daycare Center by Gummy bear sex May 29, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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