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Where's David Day!

Where's David Day takes place on 4/20, festivities include taping up your least favorite cousin named Austin's shoes and give them to him in Christmas wrapping paper. If he moves the shoes before Where's David Day is over, it is considered a party foul and he must take a walk through a swamp.
Where's David Day! only happens once a year.

I blame David Day 

Whenever something goes wrong in your life, in the world, wherever, the expression to use is 'I blame David Day'. This started as an internet prank , so the story goes, but has become quite popular.Basically the expression allows you to blame anything that has gone wrong on this mysterious David Day.
Burnt my hand on the stove!I blame David Day!

Woke up this morning feeling sick!I blame David Day!

Floods in the East!I blame David Day!
I blame David Day by tazzibear October 19, 2011

International Michael James David Day 

Est. August 7, 2021. This day is dedicated to a sexy, funny, hardworking, passionate man who means the world to me. He wears many job titles, gardner, electrician, scientist, trucker, mechanic!! On this day we celebrate all of Michael James David’s favorite activities, foods, and sayings! One of the best days out of the year. Nobody compares to Michael James David.
Let’s celebrate international Michael James David Day!

international molly and david day 

a day where molly and david’s join together in celebration of their love and happiness
“oh yeah it’s international Molly and David day so I’m meeting up with my bf today to celebrate!”

National David Tennant day 

13.8. is a national David Tennant day, remind a friend that today is a national David Tennant day with a silly picture of David Tennant
"Oh, I almost forgot today is a national David Tennant day!"
"Oh no how could you?!"

Davids Day

Deekizzyk gets it all every Friday you free it up for him when he asks with no questions asked he's in control
Whatever he wants he gets your not allowed to say no to him
to act like a slut for him on his day
or Just treating him like a king from the comfort of his own home
Deekizzy: Bring it here
Person: Ok ima free it up
Deekizzy: Good girl you get a free gift of whatever you want now press to redeem

Only on Davids Day
Davids Day by Deekizzyk March 13, 2022
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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