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Fake online dating profiles to entice casual users to subscribe.
John: Dude, I was on match last night and this super hot girl sent me a message.
Fred: What did you do?
John: I sent her a message back but never got a response.
Fred: Was she totally out of your league?
John: Pretty much.
Fred: It's a datebot, those companies make up bogus profiles to get idiots like you to sign up.
Datebot by BuckyG June 29, 2011
Words you can keep

dubai datebook 

When an older rich man pays for your trip to dubai in exchange for your services
She always has new clothes because shes in that dubai datebook
dubai datebook by lesbiansagree October 27, 2018

datebook 

A diary to remember you things about events and other matters
I'd suggest your using a prayer datebook as a spiritual tool.
datebook by Luis Alvarez July 3, 2007

dateboarding 

going on a date whilst skateboarding/longboarding.

popular in avila beach, ca
he just asked me to go skateboard!

oooh your going dateboarding!
dateboarding by dateboardin July 6, 2009
A fleshy robot with too many tattoos and and a mohawk. Dalebots are good at taking pictures but no one wants one at there wedding. Dalebots are also good at servicing large women that may or may not have a penis.
Should we hire a "Dalebot" to take pictures at our sons wedding or do you think it will sleep with his fat bride?

I was thinking about getting into Dalebotics but changed my mind when I found out the course was in some guys basement and not at the local college.
Dalebot by Shagbot February 17, 2010

datebomb 

a shocking piece of information shared that ruins an otherwise good date.
yeah my date with that hot chick was going great until she dropped the datebomb on me that she has 2 kids.
datebomb by arupaloka October 25, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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