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Dartford 

Home of the elite enginemen, well known enginemen such as Mark Carne and Dave Joyce
"You going to dartford next week?"

"YEAAH MAAATE"
Dartford by Anonymous859274 June 16, 2021
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Dartford Grammar School

Commonly referred to as DGS.

Living hell. The definition of an exam factory and the headmaster is obsessed with Japan (fucking weeb). They use every chance they get to steal your money and the students there live an unbelievably sad life of daily homework and excessive revision. The teachers take it as their number 1 objective to stop you from having fun and their word is always taken over the students. They love to interfere with your already depressing life at whatever chance they get. The teachers act posh when in reality they’re sad weirdos that drive home in their fords every night thinking of the next way to make their students miserable. The teachers have access to all your information at any given time and if a teacher feels like being a prick they can add a note with a false description on you that is reflected system-wise and is therefore used to judge you by other teacher’s. Their computer security is fucking shambolic and some teachers are so nosy with the 24/7 intent to inflict misery upon you. They take pride in useless waffle and telling you their shit stories. The teachers are absolutely jobless. The school is technically a prison, you’re trapped in it, no phones, certain haircuts, forced uniforms, forced equipment and certain obligations. The students do NOT enjoy it here. If you want your child to grow up being a fucking neek that nobody likes then DGS is the place for him. You’re forced to learn some shit languages (japanese and chinese) from year 7.
Ayyo wys g, what school do you go now?
Oh I go Dartford Grammar School now
Yooo I’ve heard that place is absolutely fucking shit, they make you do that shit white sport ennit?
Yh they make us do rugby and trust me the school is so fucking bad

Ahh thats a bit peak for you styll 🤣

Dartford Grammar School

Absolute shitshow of a school, the staff don't care about the students they only care about the results, it truly is an exam factory. The teachers just waffle in the assemblies making the students a whole century late to their lesson. Almost all of the teachers act so posh and have a go at students for no reason, this school is filled with neeks clowns most of the students should join the circus at this rate.
Student:I go to Dartford Grammar School
Boy:Oh what is like?
Student:Fucking shambles of a school filled with shit teachers.

Dartford Grammar school

Dartford Grammar School is bad. The headteacher has changed but he still is a weeb and looks similar to johnny sins. Absolute hellhole of a school, you cant even use your phone. They also take every opportunity they have to grab your money.
Person A: What school do u go to?
Person B: Dartford Grammar School.
Person A: I feel sorry for you man.

Dartford grammar school

Absolute shitty school.Full of neeks and racist chavs.The teachers all act posh when they drive their fords and the headteachers a dickhead
What school does that boy go to?
He goes Dartford Grammar school
Ew they're a shitty school

Dartford Grammar Girls 

A school full of thots and trash girls who think they’re peng enough to be prestige. majority of the school are oranges and the irrelevant ones are deffo neeks
what is that ugly green uniform? Oh it’s dartford grammar girls

Dartford Tamil School 

Best school in the world, few neeks, you can learn sankeetham and violin, bare penguin lads there, loads of clapptards and all of them like curry
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