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DarMonkey 

A hairy primate hick from the backwoods of Wisconsin. Known for his hairiness and his hickiness. Proceed with extreme caution and utmost prejudice against this ape-man-guy cuz he probably smells.
DarMonkey is hairy and ugly and a hick.
DarMonkey by DarMonkey January 29, 2004
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Darmonkey 

uses the alias Xi2. a man/monkey with large, humorous lips sometimes used for travel, and to attract mates/final fantasy players. is often seen at the beach, surfing on his lips. pet-size darmonkeys will hang on your shoulder when sailing through the caribbean.
"You best start believin' in Darmonkeys,
YOU'VE GOT ONE!"
Darmonkey by T & H January 8, 2004
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darmonkey 

A beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. This chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your arsenal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.
Were-lips; Huge, hair out of proportion lips from the Congo
darmonkey by Unknown January 9, 2004

darmonkey 

I will kick supermans ass
darmonkey by - January 12, 2004

Demonkey 

(Noun) Political Party Portmanteau: (De'mon'key) Demonkey is a new term for the Democratic Party and it's beloved mascot the "Donkey" aka "JACKASS".
"I went to a political rally last night and that Demonkey candidate sure made an ass of himself."

"Are you attending the Demonkey rally today"
Demonkey by 2smart4U February 21, 2013

demonkeyize 

To shave your grizzly, monkey face when it has a bristly, out of control, unkempt beard.

Saddam Hussein needed to demonkeyize his face when he was found and captured, and doctors were looking in his mouth.

demonkeyize by Boffo April 2, 2007

Dronkey Punch 

A variation of the donkey punch:

A donkey punch while flying in an airplane; or a Superman punch (jumping in the air and punching) to donkey punch a chick.
My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so instead of my usual donkey punch, I switched things up and went for the dronkey punch.
Dronkey Punch by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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