dark knight
dark knight by World Domination March 14, 2005
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Dark Knight
A man of his word. His very captivating. His eyes draw you in, you feel as though your hypnotized.
The Dark Knight is tall, dark, clean-cut,suave,noble and open-handed. He has an aura that captivates
you and you feel miserable when his not around. A very impressionable man that deserves the upmost
respect. He rescues women in distress and they always want to reward him (if you know what I mean)
but he refuses because his madly in love with his girl. A complex yet amazing person. Highly intelligent,
and seeks out intellectual equals to associate with. Is hard on himself when things don't work out well, often to
the point of being self-deprecating and self-destructive. His much better now because his finally found his true love
and she's brightening his world. He loves to sing and joke around with his friends. Everyone loves this awesome
and beautiful person and his every bit worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of heartache just to
have the chance to know him, love him and spoil him.
His so hott you could fry an egg on him.
The Dark Knight is tall, dark, clean-cut,suave,noble and open-handed. He has an aura that captivates
you and you feel miserable when his not around. A very impressionable man that deserves the upmost
respect. He rescues women in distress and they always want to reward him (if you know what I mean)
but he refuses because his madly in love with his girl. A complex yet amazing person. Highly intelligent,
and seeks out intellectual equals to associate with. Is hard on himself when things don't work out well, often to
the point of being self-deprecating and self-destructive. His much better now because his finally found his true love
and she's brightening his world. He loves to sing and joke around with his friends. Everyone loves this awesome
and beautiful person and his every bit worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of heartache just to
have the chance to know him, love him and spoil him.
His so hott you could fry an egg on him.
Gary: "Whose that guy over there, he thinks his the Dark Knight?"
Larry: "Ahhh, he is the Dark Knight, look there's two women about to jump in the river so he can save them"
Gary: "Are you serious, what's so special about him"
Larry: C'mon man, your cut because his hot
Larry: "Ahhh, he is the Dark Knight, look there's two women about to jump in the river so he can save them"
Gary: "Are you serious, what's so special about him"
Larry: C'mon man, your cut because his hot
Dark Knight by Mandalla July 18, 2017
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I was watching Sunny Leone's porn yesterday, and I felt something was rising. It must be Dark Knight.
Dark Knight by Jukar May 22, 2013
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A variation of the hometown classic, to pull a "Dark Knight" is to pick up a guy (or girl) in your hometown, take them to your parents house, and seduce them using the 2008 film as bait.
Once back at your parents crib, you gotta slip into something sexy under the guise of comfort (usually a kimono), making a wardrobe change from formal to nightware, much like from bruce wayne to batman. After that, it's just a matter of banging on your parent's couch while using the movie's explosive soundtrack to mask the noise.
Once back at your parents crib, you gotta slip into something sexy under the guise of comfort (usually a kimono), making a wardrobe change from formal to nightware, much like from bruce wayne to batman. After that, it's just a matter of banging on your parent's couch while using the movie's explosive soundtrack to mask the noise.
this guy wasn't into banging at my mom's house, but he was a total dork so I figured I'd pull a dark knight.
Dark Knight by Queenie MareBare January 8, 2010
Dark Knight
The act of having public sex with a girl when she is laying down on the floor while you using some type of sheet or blanket as both a cape and a cover
Guy 1: Did you see that random guy fuck Gabby on the floor at the toga party?
Guy 2: Yeah Bro! He was using a blanket to cover his junk!
Guy 1: He Dark Knighted that Hoe!
Guy 2: Yeah Bro! He was using a blanket to cover his junk!
Guy 1: He Dark Knighted that Hoe!
Dark Knight by Pike Bitch May 20, 2013
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Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.
He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.
Dark Knight by theRealDarkKnight6969 July 21, 2023
dark knight
When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother, I'm batman," before dissapearing into the night.
As she woke in the morning, the dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "I am batman," echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.
dark knight by ArtDickyoulate February 4, 2010