When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother, I'm batman," before dissapearing into the night.
As she woke in the morning, the dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "I am batman," echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.
by ArtDickyoulate February 5, 2010
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The best fucking film i have ever fucking seen, its so fucking good i have to justify it by swearing so fucking much when im not even fucking defining a fucking swear word, i saw this film last night and it was absa-fuckin-lutely the best film ever made by anyone in the history of the fuckin world, heath ledger rules over every scene that would have otherwise been dominated by christian bale, holy crap some of the scenes were so fuckin exciting i almost pissed my pants. 2 fuckin billion out of 10
"i just cummed"
"why, did u just watch the dark knight"
by sam osborne July 24, 2008
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A movie that proves that when a production staff actually works to make a sincerely great movie, it will, in the end, pay off infinitely better than the endless flood of quickie cash-ins that comprise 90% of Hollywood's output these days.
The Dark Knight is one of the best movies of the past several years, and excels in every way it aims to.
by Voidsoul August 1, 2008
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A kick-ass movie about Batman, the Joker, and Two-Face.
Hey, I saw The Dark Knight in IMAX.
by doggienurse July 19, 2008
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A masterpiece. All that is needed to be said.
It doesn't matter if you're not a Batman fan, or a comic book fan for that matter. This is one of those movies that everyone must view at least once in their lifetime. The Dark Knight is the Citizen Kane and Godfather of this generation.
by david smith, jr. July 30, 2008
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