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Darjeeling 

An Indian tea which gained too much hype by the British and a drama group in 804
"Darjeeling is my personal favorite"- Constable Poe
Darjeeling by Darjeeling Squad December 8, 2017

Darjeeling Creampie 

When you ejaculate inside a woman's vagina and have her stand over your face and drop the semen back into your mouth then spit the semen back into her mouth and have her force the semen back up your asshole then leak the feces tainted semen back into the girls mouth forcing her to swallow.
I had to break up with Lori after I found out she let Tyrone give her a Darjeeling Creampie.

or
Lori's breath was horrible and I had a hard time kissing her after she let Tyrone give her a Darjeeling Creampie.

Darjeeling standpipe 

A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.
Don't put the leaf in yet, sweetness. I fancy a Darjeeling standpipe.

Darjeeling Express

When someone shits out of their ass into someone else's ass. Preferably after eating a curry dish
"Oh wow did you hear what Rebecca did to Bobby after prom? She pegged him and then gave him the Darjeeling Express."

Darjeeling Express

When someone takes a shit and the poo goes into another person's ass
"Dude did you hear Rebecca gave Bobby the Darjeeling Express?"

Loreto Convent Darjeeling 

A school in Darjeeling, India. Known for its underqualified staff who act like it costs a shit ton of money to simply reply to a "hello". Very trauma inducing environment. All forms of patriarchal, misogynistic, anti-feminist views are enforced in this jail. All the mean girls here turn lesbian after 5th grade.
Therapist: So what caused all your trauma
Patient: Loreto Convent Darjeeling
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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