Darjeeling 

Strange substance that Buzz from Toy story claims he has sucked down...

"One minute your defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly you find yourself sucking down DARJEELING with Marie Antoinette and her little sister".

Darjeeling by Jackie&Emily March 22, 2012

Darjeeling 

An Indian tea which gained too much hype by the British and a drama group in 804

"Darjeeling is my personal favorite"- Constable Poe

Darjeeling by Darjeeling Squad December 8, 2017

Darjeeling Creampie 

When you ejaculate inside a woman's vagina and have her stand over your face and drop the semen back into your mouth then spit the semen back into her mouth and have her force the semen back up your asshole then leak the feces tainted semen back into the girls mouth forcing her to swallow.

I had to break up with Lori after I found out she let Tyrone give her a Darjeeling Creampie.

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Lori's breath was horrible and I had a hard time kissing her after she let Tyrone give her a Darjeeling Creampie.

Darjeeling Creampie by maddashtheKarDash October 17, 2013

Darjeeling standpipe 

A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.

Don't put the leaf in yet, sweetness. I fancy a Darjeeling standpipe.

Darjeeling standpipe by Lord Grimcock October 15, 2007

Darjeeling Express

When someone shits out of their ass into someone else's ass. Preferably after eating a curry dish

"Oh wow did you hear what Rebecca did to Bobby after prom? She pegged him and then gave him the Darjeeling Express."

Darjeeling Express by HibbitySwibbity June 7, 2026

Darjeeling Express

When someone takes a shit and the poo goes into another person's ass

"Dude did you hear Rebecca gave Bobby the Darjeeling Express?"

Darjeeling Express by HibbitySwibbity June 7, 2026

Loreto Convent Darjeeling 

A school in Darjeeling, India. Known for its underqualified staff who act like it costs a shit ton of money to simply reply to a "hello". Very trauma inducing environment. All forms of patriarchal, misogynistic, anti-feminist views are enforced in this jail. All the mean girls here turn lesbian after 5th grade.

Therapist: So what caused all your trauma
Patient: Loreto Convent Darjeeling

Loreto Convent Darjeeling by thisismypseudonymok August 23, 2023