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Dankitis 

A condition in which every part of a person's body is inflamed. They start watching every single dank meme posible.
Looks like John caught Dankitis! Better get him off YouTube.
Dankitis by fricker101 September 1, 2018
Words you can keep
Falling asleep at what is considered to be too Damn early.
Person 1: I'm so tired
Person 2: its only 6:30 you have danitis
danitis by yellowneck May 24, 2014
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Dancitis 

A medical condition that causes the sufferer to experience the uncontrollable need to dance. These symptoms often present themselves in unusual situations such as at work or school, while cleaning the house, while driving, etc. and are not limited to occasions when music is present.

This disorder can strike anyone at any time regardless of dance experience or talent.
I got the Dancitis! or I feel a case of Dancitis coming on...
Dancitis by wednesday mayhem January 14, 2011

dankities 

A word used (usually when high on marijuana) to describe one or more items of food, or 'dankities'. They are usually microwavable or packaged and are consumed in vast numbers. Also usually followed by the word "fool".
Me: Want some dankities, fool?
Blazed comrade: Dankities fool.
dankities by brian February 6, 2005

Dankigistic

Dank, orgasmic, and fantastic all put together. Used to describe reallllly fantastic weed.
Dad smoked that Purple Nurple the other night, texted me, and said it was Dankigistic.
Dankigistic by undergroundjunkie928 December 31, 2009

donkitis 

A condition a person (usually a girl) has when they have an extremely beautiful amazing redonkculous piece of A$$ that no other word can describe other than donkitis.
Breh! Did you see Karley today?! She for sure is suffering from that donkitis! What's that you don't know what donkitis is? Ya know Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj... yeah well they both got that donkitis!
donkitis by chuckurluck April 27, 2017

donkitis 

noun |ˈdô nˈkītis|
inflammation of the donk.
Damn, that bitch definitely has donkitis!
donkitis by Pahpie Chewlow October 12, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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