Dankitis 

A condition in which every part of a person's body is inflamed. They start watching every single dank meme posible.

Looks like John caught Dankitis! Better get him off YouTube.

Dankitis by fricker101 September 1, 2018

danitis 

Falling asleep at what is considered to be too Damn early.

Person 1: I'm so tired
Person 2: its only 6:30 you have danitis

danitis by yellowneck May 24, 2014

Dancitis 

A medical condition that causes the sufferer to experience the uncontrollable need to dance. These symptoms often present themselves in unusual situations such as at work or school, while cleaning the house, while driving, etc. and are not limited to occasions when music is present.

This disorder can strike anyone at any time regardless of dance experience or talent.

I got the Dancitis! or I feel a case of Dancitis coming on...

Dancitis by wednesday mayhem January 14, 2011

dankities 

A word used (usually when high on marijuana) to describe one or more items of food, or 'dankities'. They are usually microwavable or packaged and are consumed in vast numbers. Also usually followed by the word "fool".

Me: Want some dankities, fool?
Blazed comrade: Dankities fool.

dankities by brian February 6, 2005

Dankigistic

Dank, orgasmic, and fantastic all put together. Used to describe reallllly fantastic weed.

Dad smoked that Purple Nurple the other night, texted me, and said it was Dankigistic.

Dankigistic by undergroundjunkie928 December 31, 2009

donkitis 

A condition a person (usually a girl) has when they have an extremely beautiful amazing redonkculous piece of A$$ that no other word can describe other than donkitis.

Breh! Did you see Karley today?! She for sure is suffering from that donkitis! What's that you don't know what donkitis is? Ya know Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj... yeah well they both got that donkitis!

donkitis by chuckurluck April 27, 2017

donkitis 

noun |ˈdô nˈkītis|
inflammation of the donk.

Damn, that bitch definitely has donkitis!

donkitis by Pahpie Chewlow October 12, 2010