The use of words in the form of Daniel language. The majority of these words being his own gay thoughts or loud outbursts. These kinds of hilarious terms seem to be like the Chad's gay cousin Dan.
Seem's those Danisms are getting in the way again.
by MsBugg98 September 9, 2019
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by chloe Adele September 28, 2013
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A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.
A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.
by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019
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Danist practice the art of self pleasure.
Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!
Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.
Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.
In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.
Danist practice the art of self pleasure.
Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!
Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.
Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.
In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.
by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021
Get the Danism mug.danism= a form of religion,you belive what you want to belive,when you want to belive it,regardless of ridicule.
for example,one day,if you win the lottery,hook up with a supermodel,get a promotion at work,and buy a new car at almost nothing,you can belive there is a god.the next day you could lose all the money you won in the lottery because of the insurance price of the car,that you tottalled on the way to your newly promoted job that,after you totalled your car,got fired from because you were late the day your car was tottalled,also your supermodel girlfriend will break up with you saying she only liked the car you drove,you could belive there is no god,just like that. that is danism.
for example,one day,if you win the lottery,hook up with a supermodel,get a promotion at work,and buy a new car at almost nothing,you can belive there is a god.the next day you could lose all the money you won in the lottery because of the insurance price of the car,that you tottalled on the way to your newly promoted job that,after you totalled your car,got fired from because you were late the day your car was tottalled,also your supermodel girlfriend will break up with you saying she only liked the car you drove,you could belive there is no god,just like that. that is danism.
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by SadistCharm March 9, 2010
Get the Danism mug.Religion by the great Dan. Related to Communism, followers pledge loyalty to emperor Dan and the TI-84 seal of genius.
Danism is the best!
by Merriam-Webster February 21, 2023
Get the Danism mug.An inaccurate or false prediction of time. Often used when referencing a time period of a person's return, or how long an activity or action will take.
"He said he'd be back by now, apparently that was a danism." "As we heard his wife call out to him we realized his "back in five minutes" had been a danism." "Well, he didn't show up, guess that's another danism under the belt."
by Sweeneypod August 10, 2019
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