the manifestation of dangling. The phenomena of danglage is governed by Newton's Laws of Danglage, the set of truths pertaining to dangling, as discerned and elucidated by the great Sir Isaac Newton:
First Law: A person dangling tends to continue dangling until acted upon by an external
force. This resistance to a change in danglage is referred to as danglertia.
Second Law: Danglage=Mass*Dangleration, where dangleration is the rate at which the danglocity increases or decreases (danglocity in dangles per unit
time).
Third Law: For every dangle, there is an equal and opposite fumble.
*In the
universe, danglage is conserved. That is, the sum of the danglage of the
universe is constant.
In the
2010 Eastern Conference Championships, the Philadelphia Flyers unleashed a deluge of danglage upon the Boston Bruins, who,
despite their best efforts, continued to
fumble. (First Law)