Dangero

A dangerous kangaroo.

That Dangero sure is feisty!

Dangero by wsadefwsaf February 26, 2023

cyber danger wank 

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.

Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.

cyber danger wank by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020

dangerous pussy 

Pussy so good it’s hard to say no or stay away from even if you’re married

I promised myself to never talk to her again, but it’s so hard because she’s got a dangerous pussy.

dangerous pussy by Siredd November 11, 2017

Danger Yank 

To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...

If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.

Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.

Danger Yank by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017

Our worlds are in danger 

The theme to Transformers: Cybertron

Optimus prime: OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!! To save them and the galaxy we must find the four Cyber Planet Keys before the Decepticons can use them for evil. It is our mission. Hot Shot! Jetfire! Vector Prime! Landmine! Scattorshot! Optimus Prime! Transform and roll out!

Our worlds are in danger by Ariel Aries May 23, 2021

danger sip 

To take a swig of a beverage and follow it up by suddenly jerking your head backwards almost as if you were just shot in the face with a shotgun.

"Hey Robbo did you watch the footy last night?"
"Yeah mate it was heckers, how good was Dusty's post-match danger sip though during Cotchy's interview"
"Ahahaha fuck yeah, absolute mad cunt he is"

danger sip by The Schneiderman June 3, 2017

Dangaroo 

Australian themed euphemism for swearing or cursing: —often used to express annoyance, disgust, or surprise.

Tim: I'd love to visit Australia.
John: Everything there is out to kill you. Poisonous spiders, sharks, snakes, drop bears, etc.
Tim: Dangaroo... I guess I'll never go.

Dangaroo by Jimbo_Miller May 22, 2018