Danger Finger

When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.

"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"

by DangerFinger February 22, 2015

Five-finger dinger

A jaunty jerk of your junk.

"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

by TheBellmaster July 10, 2007

Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger

A Common name used for the cool history teacher Mr.Winger.

Person1: Hey who do you have for 4th period?

Person 2:Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger..

by Martha Barreto May 2, 2005

dinger flinger

Garage door opener

Is the dinger flinger in your car?

by Justanotherschmuck January 16, 2023