When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.
Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...
James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...
James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG
by DangerFinger May 02, 2015
When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.
"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"
by DangerFinger February 23, 2015
Male Promosexual: "Oh hey, your hair looks beautiful today, do you have any coupons I could use for this?"
Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"
Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"
by DangerFinger March 06, 2015
When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.
Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
by DangerFinger June 20, 2015
The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.
Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."
by DangerFinger August 12, 2015
A person who dates someone just because they work at his or her favorite store to take advantage of their employee discount.
Skater 1: "You hear Jen just got a job a Zumiez?"
Skater 2: "Awh shit, i need new trucks. Is she still single? I think I have her number around here somewhere..."
Skater 1: "Dude! You're such a Discount Digger!"
Girl 1: "What are you doing?"
Girl 2: "Getting ready for my date with John!"
Girl 1: "I thought you hated John?"
Girl 2: "Yeah... well... He got a job at Macy's, so..."
Girl 1: "You Discount Digger whore!"
Skater 2: "Awh shit, i need new trucks. Is she still single? I think I have her number around here somewhere..."
Skater 1: "Dude! You're such a Discount Digger!"
Girl 1: "What are you doing?"
Girl 2: "Getting ready for my date with John!"
Girl 1: "I thought you hated John?"
Girl 2: "Yeah... well... He got a job at Macy's, so..."
Girl 1: "You Discount Digger whore!"
by DangerFinger March 06, 2015
"I took a nasty dump, it hurt my Starfish Cookie Cutter "
"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"
"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"
by DangerFinger March 03, 2015