Male Promosexual: "Oh hey, your hair looks beautiful today, do you have any coupons I could use for this?"
Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"
Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"
by DangerFinger March 5, 2015
Get the Promosexualmug. A girl who has broad shoulders, large rib-cage, a gut, no butt and skinny legs, essentially looking like a carrot. Ponytail hairstyles add to this look.
"Damn that is a fine looking Carrot Girl over there, yeah she don't have an ass butt them boobs though!"
"Dude, don't skip leg day, you'll end up looking like a Carrot Girl"
"Dude, don't skip leg day, you'll end up looking like a Carrot Girl"
by DangerFinger March 3, 2015
Get the Carrot Girlmug. When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.
Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
by DangerFinger June 28, 2015
Get the Peanut Butter Shufflemug. A person who dates someone just because they work at his or her favorite store to take advantage of their employee discount.
Skater 1: "You hear Jen just got a job a Zumiez?"
Skater 2: "Awh shit, i need new trucks. Is she still single? I think I have her number around here somewhere..."
Skater 1: "Dude! You're such a Discount Digger!"
Girl 1: "What are you doing?"
Girl 2: "Getting ready for my date with John!"
Girl 1: "I thought you hated John?"
Girl 2: "Yeah... well... He got a job at Macy's, so..."
Girl 1: "You Discount Digger whore!"
Skater 2: "Awh shit, i need new trucks. Is she still single? I think I have her number around here somewhere..."
Skater 1: "Dude! You're such a Discount Digger!"
Girl 1: "What are you doing?"
Girl 2: "Getting ready for my date with John!"
Girl 1: "I thought you hated John?"
Girl 2: "Yeah... well... He got a job at Macy's, so..."
Girl 1: "You Discount Digger whore!"
by DangerFinger March 5, 2015
Get the Discount Diggermug. When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.
"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"
by DangerFinger February 22, 2015
Get the Danger Fingermug. "I took a nasty dump, it hurt my Starfish Cookie Cutter "
"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"
"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"
by DangerFinger March 3, 2015
Get the Starfish Cookie Cuttermug. The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.
Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."
by DangerFinger September 17, 2015
Get the Brown Lavamug.