When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.
Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
by DangerFinger June 20, 2015
The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.
Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."
by DangerFinger August 12, 2015
"I took a nasty dump, it hurt my Starfish Cookie Cutter "
"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"
"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"
by DangerFinger March 03, 2015
A person who dates someone just because they work at his or her favorite store to take advantage of their employee discount.
Skater 1: "You hear Jen just got a job a Zumiez?"
Skater 2: "Awh shit, i need new trucks. Is she still single? I think I have her number around here somewhere..."
Skater 1: "Dude! You're such a Discount Digger!"
Girl 1: "What are you doing?"
Girl 2: "Getting ready for my date with John!"
Girl 1: "I thought you hated John?"
Girl 2: "Yeah... well... He got a job at Macy's, so..."
Girl 1: "You Discount Digger whore!"
Skater 2: "Awh shit, i need new trucks. Is she still single? I think I have her number around here somewhere..."
Skater 1: "Dude! You're such a Discount Digger!"
Girl 1: "What are you doing?"
Girl 2: "Getting ready for my date with John!"
Girl 1: "I thought you hated John?"
Girl 2: "Yeah... well... He got a job at Macy's, so..."
Girl 1: "You Discount Digger whore!"
by DangerFinger March 06, 2015
A girl who has broad shoulders, large rib-cage, a gut, no butt and skinny legs, essentially looking like a carrot. Ponytail hairstyles add to this look.
"Damn that is a fine looking Carrot Girl over there, yeah she don't have an ass butt them boobs though!"
"Dude, don't skip leg day, you'll end up looking like a Carrot Girl"
"Dude, don't skip leg day, you'll end up looking like a Carrot Girl"
by DangerFinger March 03, 2015
Male Promosexual: "Oh hey, your hair looks beautiful today, do you have any coupons I could use for this?"
Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"
Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"
by DangerFinger March 06, 2015
When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.
Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...
James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...
James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG
by DangerFinger May 02, 2015