Daner dane 

A seemingly conservative woman who actually is comfortable with and uses vulgarity regularly.

"Don't worry about dropping an F-Bomb in the library, the librarian is actually a daner dane.

Daner dane by Spockpatriot January 14, 2010

Dane joke 

A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.

1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!

Dane joke by Choseseph10 June 19, 2014

pulling a dane 

The act of making a female wet just from very seductive and sxually explicit facebook/text messages.

male: I'm going to press our bodies close against the wall while i slip my fingers inside of you and bend my fingers slightly upwards, find your g-spot and make you feel like you're in heaven.

female: I'm dripping just from reading that, when can I see you next? you're soo good at pulling a dane ;)

pulling a dane by moeymate January 13, 2013

Dane Stair 

When a woman performs oral sex on a man in a stairwell, usually in a school.

Man 1: Dude where were you last hour?
Man 2: I got a Dane Stair from Sarah!
Man 1: Nice!
*high fives*

Dane Stair by Karnivore0915 March 15, 2010

dane cook of

To be the Dane Cook of something means to appear as though you have a certain level of mastery in your field usually due to status or popularity but upon closer examination there is very little coherence or substance.

Opinions of Dane Cook's comedic talent vary greatly. The rational however is that during his performances Mr. Cook gives out a lot of energy and expresses himself with wild movements giving the illusion that he is funny. Upon closer examination however, his material seems shallow and contains very little substance.

This was popularized by the TV Show Archer where the main character Archer describes Karate as the Dane Cook of martial arts.

Also, during a Family Guy episode where two generic characters are attending Mr. Cooks performance one character asks the other if Dane Cook had actually said something funny, to which he other character responds, that he since he is moving around a lot, he must have.

Paul Krugman is the Dane Cook of economics.

dane cook of by Jimmy-Bean October 27, 2010

Uncle Dane 

Uncle Dane is an engineer main in the game Team Fortress 2. He usually makes tips and tricks for engineer mains. He wears a white beard and a white hat with magical power from Uncle Dane's nephews.

TF2 Guy 1: Hey, what about random crits?

TF2 Guy 2: Jeez. I hate those things.

TF2 Guy 1: Don't Pull an Uncle Dane.

Uncle Dane by MemeZ The Memelord April 1, 2019

A jack dane 

When you projectile poo all over the body of somebody's mum at their funeral

Person 1: did you hear what happend last week?
Person 2: no what happend
Person 1:that lad over there did a jack dane at Henry's mums funeral lmao

A jack dane by Gay lord69 November 27, 2020