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Danderson
Danderson ; abriviation for Daniel Anderson.
Danderson is some one that will choose only 3 or more people (maximum 13) to "consider" as a friend. He will be a jackass and consider no one else's opinion and never think that they are correct. A Danderson usually believes crazy things that are unlikely to be true, for example : a Danderson could be a flat earth believer, he could also think that Orcas (Killer Whales) are the biggest thing in the ocean. Danderson dislikes people with a R at the beginning or their name, if you know a Danderson that has a friend with a R at the beginning of their name than you are experiencing a very rare and unlikely occurence. No one likes Danderson and he can get pissed off if the wrong person says hi or hello to him.Many have tried to calmthis hideous creature but most have failed and some have never returned but the few whom have succeeded mostly turn to drugs because the Danderson does not leave it's "friends".
Danderson is some one that will choose only 3 or more people (maximum 13) to "consider" as a friend. He will be a jackass and consider no one else's opinion and never think that they are correct. A Danderson usually believes crazy things that are unlikely to be true, for example : a Danderson could be a flat earth believer, he could also think that Orcas (Killer Whales) are the biggest thing in the ocean. Danderson dislikes people with a R at the beginning or their name, if you know a Danderson that has a friend with a R at the beginning of their name than you are experiencing a very rare and unlikely occurence. No one likes Danderson and he can get pissed off if the wrong person says hi or hello to him.Many have tried to calmthis hideous creature but most have failed and some have never returned but the few whom have succeeded mostly turn to drugs because the Danderson does not leave it's "friends".
Andreas : I said hi to Danderson and he told me to " SHUT THE FUCK UP ANDRES, NO ONE LIKES YOU SO FUCK OFF!!"
Ralphy : what the fuck, you're so cool though, Danderson is a jackass
Ralphy : what the fuck, you're so cool though, Danderson is a jackass
Danderson by Roguisocute December 5, 2017
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Danderson by Calling me NyQuil September 6, 2020
Dirty Anderson
When you talk up an unattractive person at a bar. Sneak off to the bathroom, bushes, rooftop etc to fool around. Then run off leaving the unattractive person with the tab.
Damn! Zack just pulled a dirty Anderson. He got a hummer in the bushes from that fat chick and left her with the bar tab.
Dirty Anderson by Joejon November 17, 2020
Andersonvillain
The villains of Andersonville: Fake-ass people who live in Andersonville, a north-side Chicago neighborhood. Faux-liberals who whine about gentrification, housing prices, and homelessness but then brag about their hood as the “second coolest in the world”. They preach acceptance and inclusion while judging everyone and attempting to run pedestrians over for walking too slowly at intersections. You’ll know an Andersonvillain when you see one: a basic person who shares their ill-formed opinion loudly while trying to be unique, but who instead walks past 8 independently owned coffee shops to get their PSL at Starbucks just for the reward points.
A: Those people with the baby stroller on Clark street ran right into me. They were talking so loudly about how exited they are about the new salad restaurant.
B. Yeah they are the worst. What a couple of Andersonvillains!
B. Yeah they are the worst. What a couple of Andersonvillains!
Andersonvillain by ChicagoSavant November 11, 2021
Brad Anderson
Adjective: someone who is so bad at sex that they have never knowingly had physical relations with a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex.
Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."
Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."
Jeez, that guy was a complete Brad Anderson. I've had urinary tract infections that have given me more feels than that man's fumblings.
Brad Anderson by BigDaddyCash May 13, 2019
blaine anderson
blaine anderson is a fictional character, who is in glee, played by none other than DARREN CRISS (who many people including myself simp for). he has an
amazing singing voice, and in my opinion one of the strongest out of the glee club.
blaine anderson has some of the best dance moves and is also iconic for his unconventional love for hair gel, his nickname “blaine warbler”, his hilarious dramatic lines and reactions throughout the show and much much more!
here’s an iconic blaine anderson quote to take away with you today:
“ladies and gentlemen, telling anyone what they can and cannot put into their hair is disgusting. it’s the first step towards tyranny my friends. next thing you know they’ll start burning books... and then they’ll probably start burning people too.”
amazing singing voice, and in my opinion one of the strongest out of the glee club.
blaine anderson has some of the best dance moves and is also iconic for his unconventional love for hair gel, his nickname “blaine warbler”, his hilarious dramatic lines and reactions throughout the show and much much more!
here’s an iconic blaine anderson quote to take away with you today:
“ladies and gentlemen, telling anyone what they can and cannot put into their hair is disgusting. it’s the first step towards tyranny my friends. next thing you know they’ll start burning books... and then they’ll probably start burning people too.”
person 1: i’m loving glee, i’m on season 5 already!
person 2: aaaaaaa yesss i finished it a month ago, blaine anderson is deeeeefinitely my favourite character
person 1: ohmygod same! i love blaine anderson he’s so funny!
person 2: aaaaaaa yesss i finished it a month ago, blaine anderson is deeeeefinitely my favourite character
person 1: ohmygod same! i love blaine anderson he’s so funny!
blaine anderson by wowowowowoowwoowowowow March 15, 2021