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damn you 

A common phrase expressing frustration or annoyance with someone or hatred, cursing him/her. Pretty self-explanatory.
Damn you, Fiorella! Why did you sleep with someone else!
damn you by papermachete December 28, 2005
Words you can keep

damn you len 

a phrase used when len kagamine gives you trouble
doctor: what happened to this girl?
Nurse: she fainted for a mega nosebleed
Doctor: thats the 5 one to day whats making them have huge nosebleeds

Nurse: its from len *thinks about len* *nosebleed*
Doctor: damn you len
damn you len by kuroha January 10, 2014

Damn you. God damn you all to hell 

To express a great anger especially when you find the statue of liberties arm and torch half buried in a desert in the future where the planet is ruled by apes.
Planet of the apes : "We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you. God damn you all to hell."

Damn you autocorrect! 

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

Popularised on damnyouautocorrect.com
> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
Damn you autocorrect! by Trixtah December 4, 2010

DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.
Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"
DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN by Can Not May 15, 2005

Damn you Dave 

When things are going wrong and you need someone to blame. Dave is a fictional character on which you can reflect your anger, the universal 'baddy'. Originating from the 'Lost' episode 'Dave', wherein Dave is Hurley's imaginary friend, telling him to disobey his doctors.
In social media, #damnyoudave has been a trending topic for a few days in june 2015.
There's no more warm water to shower. Damn you Dave.
Damn you Dave by MrGeldof June 12, 2015

DAMN YOU, YOU TRAITORS 

Eren Yeager from Attack On Titan once screamed this
Eren: DAMN YOU, YOU TRAITORS!
*turns into a titan*
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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