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Datassium 

The craving to see, touch and play with asses so much it becomes a necessity to your very well being and health. A daily serving of ass is required to remedy this.
My multivitamin doesn't give me any of my daily serving of required datassium. Better look up some porn before I keel over.
Datassium by FutileFun February 1, 2012
Related Words
Damass • Damassery • damassio • datass • Damascus • dumass • dadass • damaso • Domass • Domassi

dramasshole

Gosh, could you stop being such a dramasshole?
dramasshole by Gurlplease15 October 11, 2015
Someone who is so utterly dumb, they can't even spell "dumbass" properly.
I read a post on a forum board where this dummy misspelled the word "dumbass", spelling it as "dambass" instead!
dambass by BrainOffense November 29, 2009
The way a man/woman sits on a damp car seat and continues their day knowing they have a moist ass.
OOhhhhh mannnnnn!!!! Ive got a dampass chicken in the oven

damascusization 

The burning incineration process of one person who's standing 10km from a nuclear detonation blast. The air is so hot that everything catches on fire.

The end result is a crispy burnt body that looks like burnt meat puppets that have been damascusized.
"I had sex with my gf while she was getting the damascusization treatment."

Dude 1: "bro I hate your life and family like, I want to see them get demascusized like Sarah Connor in terminator 2."

Dude 2: "Fuck you, for wanting to see that shit, I put ur sister in the damascusization station"

"I busted nuts to the damascusized screams of Sarah Connor and watching everything she know and loves get damascusizationalised."
damascusization by Klatod June 28, 2019

That's what Damascus 

A phrase used to mock the lyrics of Youtuber 'Dream' new music video 'Mask'

Some variations: 'That's what the Mattress'
A: Have you heard Dream new music video

B: Yeah, That's what Damascus, lmao.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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