Dampass

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The way a man/woman sits on a damp car seat and continues their day knowing they have a moist ass.

OOhhhhh mannnnnn!!!! Ive got a dampass chicken in the oven

Dampass by SmallButAMassiveArsehole May 14, 2018

Words you can keep

dambass

Someone who is so utterly dumb, they can't even spell "dumbass" properly.

I read a post on a forum board where this dummy misspelled the word "dumbass", spelling it as "dambass" instead!

dambass by BrainOffense November 29, 2009

Related Words

Dampass • Damp-Ass Syndrome • Damapassing • Damass • Damassery • damassio • dambass • dumpasslyness • Dump-ass • damn ass

dumpass

A little regional slang, describing a person of enormous stupidity and limited verbal acumen, combining "dumbass" with the fact that every time they open their mouth they take a proverbial verbal DUMP.

Just a suggestion her(sic) babe, but if you are going to poke fun at grammer(sic), you should not have spelling mistakes in your post.

(This dumpass was oddly referencing an entry with no grammar or spelling errors)

dumpass by ChaCha2 November 10, 2008

Damnass

A combination of the two curses. Used when either of them alone do not totally encompass the feelings of a person. Other variants are fuckass and shitass.

"Damnass!"
"What?"
I think I just broke my foot!"

Damnass by Sushimatic January 22, 2009

Damp-Ass Syndrome

Dual usage term. The first, essentially benign; when the individual's crack and grundle is perpetually damp due to exertion in a warm setting. Example: Push-mowing the yard on a 95 degree day. Secondly, when the individual, despite his best efforts, cannot maintain a satisfactory level of cleanliness in the "nether region". This phenomena is from an incremental excretion of residual stool, or a particularly moist bout of flatus.

I am hung like a motherfuck this morning. Whiskey and chili don't mix in excess. I have Damp-Ass Syndrome going on in the worst way. I've been to the can 3 times today just to wipe! I'll never get the smell out of this chair.

Damp-Ass Syndrome by Cock Johnson December 12, 2007

Dumpass

Someone who has a dumptruck ass

Man, she's got a nice dumpass

Dumpass by Joe-ker October 16, 2021

dumpass

dumpass by ChaCha2 November 10, 2008

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026