Dampass

The way a man/woman sits on a damp car seat and continues their day knowing they have a moist ass.

OOhhhhh mannnnnn!!!! Ive got a dampass chicken in the oven

by SmallButAMassiveArsehole May 14, 2018

dambass

Someone who is so utterly dumb, they can't even spell "dumbass" properly.

I read a post on a forum board where this dummy misspelled the word "dumbass", spelling it as "dambass" instead!

by BrainOffense November 29, 2009

dumpass

A little regional slang, describing a person of enormous stupidity and limited verbal acumen, combining "dumbass" with the fact that every time they open their mouth they take a proverbial verbal DUMP.

Just a suggestion her(sic) babe, but if you are going to poke fun at grammer(sic), you should not have spelling mistakes in your post.

(This dumpass was oddly referencing an entry with no grammar or spelling errors)

by ChaCha2 November 10, 2008

Damnass

A combination of the two curses. Used when either of them alone do not totally encompass the feelings of a person. Other variants are fuckass and shitass.

"Damnass!"
"What?"
I think I just broke my foot!"

by Sushimatic January 22, 2009

Damp-Ass Syndrome

Dual usage term. The first, essentially benign; when the individual's crack and grundle is perpetually damp due to exertion in a warm setting. Example: Push-mowing the yard on a 95 degree day. Secondly, when the individual, despite his best efforts, cannot maintain a satisfactory level of cleanliness in the "nether region". This phenomena is from an incremental excretion of residual stool, or a particularly moist bout of flatus.

I am hung like a motherfuck this morning. Whiskey and chili don't mix in excess. I have Damp-Ass Syndrome going on in the worst way. I've been to the can 3 times today just to wipe! I'll never get the smell out of this chair.

by Cock Johnson December 12, 2007

Dumpass

Someone who has a dumptruck ass

Man, she's got a nice dumpass

by Joe-ker October 16, 2021

dumpass

A little regional slang, describing a person of enormous stupidity and limited verbal acumen, combining "dumbass" with the fact that every time they open their mouth they take a proverbial verbal DUMP.

Just a suggestion her(sic) babe, but if you are going to poke fun at grammer(sic), you should not have spelling mistakes in your post.

(This dumpass was oddly referencing an entry with no grammar or spelling errors)

by ChaCha2 November 10, 2008