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Daytoner Boner

The state of arousal experienced by millions of NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.
Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last night during the shootout, he forgot to walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the couch....
Daytoner Boner by b00mb00mchuck February 7, 2010
whos that shy guy?

Thats a daljinder
Daljinder by clantAhsnd August 10, 2014
A very tall handsome guy. He is shy at first but is very funny when you get to know him
Whos that guy tall handsome guy?

That is a Daljinder
Daljinder by Alpjaaaaa June 29, 2018

dabtender 

A person who serves up dabs of hash.
The dabtender in the dispensary is really cute!
dabtender by rebeldiva November 4, 2013

daltonesque 

A state of affairs so breathtaking in its impact and beneficial to its recipients that none who hear of it can believe it to be true.
The discount would have to be daltonesque in order to get our attention to purchase it.
daltonesque by FISHWORK May 21, 2018

dalvinder 

Sexy guy from Surrey. Smells real good. Has an eye for the sexiest ladies.
dalvinder by MissStress April 29, 2005