Dale Earnhardt Jr

The son of the redneck god, Dale Earnhardt Sr.. He does burnouts for our sins on Sundays.

"ALL HAIL DALE EARNHARDT JR!"

Dale Earnhardt Jr by the_spark_gamer March 30, 2015

Dale Earnhardt Jr. 

a driver that has become famous for not only winning the daytona 500 in 2004, but for winning 2 straight busch series titles and more nextel cup races then 90% of his competition. he is also popular for helping break the infamous redneck stereotype, and acheiving rock star status in more ways then one, as a drummer for the rock band "Bridge". also known as nascar's most popular driver for 2, about to be 3, years in a row.

...and Dale Earnhardt Jr. Wins the Daytona 500!!!!

Dale Earnhardt Jr. by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005

Dale Earnhardt Jr. 

Represented by the number 8. To rednecks and pro-southern white trash who aren't actual Christians, this man is The Redneck Jesus. He is literally worshiped by many people throughout the South and even the lower regions of the Midwest.

The millions of NASCAR fans (or followers) watch or attend the races to worship their savior: Dale Earnhardt, Jr., the Redneck Jesus.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. by smart ass May 30, 2005

Dale Earnhardt Jr. 

1.) Overexposed NASCAR driver who wouldn't be half as famous as he is if he didn't have his father's name. (see: media whore)

2.) One who turns left in a stripped-down family sedan for 4 hours. (see: boring, mindnumbing, and trivial)

3.) One who lacks any real driving ability. (see: talentless)

4.) One who crashes and burns on road courses with right-hand turns, no matter how slight they may be. (see: unintentional drifter, granny shifter, handbrake whore, and noob)

Poor Mr. Earnhardt... Flying off the course and bursting into flames on that 10-degree right-hand turn...

Dale Earnhardt Jr. by Ninja Disaster November 21, 2004

Dale Earnhardt Jr. 

An openly gay NASCAR driver.

Wouldn't his father shit if he knew June Bug was gay?

Dale Earnhardt Jr. by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005

Dale Earnhardt Jr. 

The most overrated NASCAR driver of all time. He hasn't even won a race in over 2 years, for fucks sake. So shut up and quit your crying, stupid junior fans. He's OVERRATED. The only reason why people like junior is because of his dead father, which is a pretty stupid reason to like him.

By the way, Kyle Busch is a far superior driver to Junebug. I can tell that he has potential to be the next Jeff Gordon, unlike the mediocre Junior who hasn't even won a race in over 2 years.

"Dale Earnhardt Jr. is overrated."

Dale Earnhardt Jr. by not found [Error 404] May 8, 2008

Dale Earnhardt Jr. 

Dale Jr. is following in his father's footsteps probably one of the greatest (living) drivers to date. Was nascar's most popular driver in both 2003 and 2004. That's why he gets most coverage. And "mr. ninja" you're gay. for all you fools who don't understand racing watch one just once, probably atlanta or a bristol event would be best. Dale Jr. will be either as good or almost as good and with a slight chance, better than his father the intimidator.

Dale Jr. Fucking rules

Dale Earnhardt Jr. by Race_Fan8/29 February 20, 2005